Sploinkle

A dumb fuck who plays games online

Sploinkle you fucking suck at playing games

by Sploinkle October 18, 2022

Sprinkle the beans

One person holds their hand out in a cup shape, while the other responds by mimicking the motion of sprinkling beans into the cupped hand(s). A more meaningful, intimate version of a high five.

Nah man. Sprinkle the beans!

by Tepire November 28, 2022

Sprinkled Christmas Cookie

Noun. What you call a woman after a man busts a nut on her face and immediately throws a handful of red and green sprinkles at her thus sticking to the semen icing.

Luckily the baking decorations were nearby so right when I shot a rope from her forehead to her chin I was able to turn the bitch into a Sprinkled Christmas Cookie.

by BuffaloDP December 21, 2022

Sprinkled Christmas Cookie

Noun. What you call a woman after a man busts a nut on her face and immediately throws a handful of red and green sprinkles at her thus sticking to the semen icing.

Luckily the baking decorations were nearby when I shot a rope from her forehead to her chin and turned that bitch into a Sprinkled Christmas Cookie.

by BuffaloDP December 21, 2022

Sphinkle

Sphincter wrinkles

"You can tell how old someone is by counting their sphinkles."

by Sangwazoloigists January 5, 2023

Sprinkle Song

A song Moriah Elizabeth made. Whenever she paints sprinkles she plays the sprinkle song.

I love it when Moriah plays the Sprinkle Song!

by MooM00 February 26, 2023

splinket splonket

The name given to the temporary condition of having wrinkles on the ends of your fingers and toes following a lengthy soak in the bath.

This originated from a dad who came up with the term in an impromptu moment in 1973 when his toddler daughter ran into the room after a bath, alarmed by her wrinkly fingers.

That was a lovely hot bath but now I have splinket splonket.

by Jess Wmn June 25, 2023