Someone who aspires to be a police officer or fantasizes about being one and who will go to great lengths to make others think they are an officer despite not actually being one.
by Berdoky May 7, 2020
by trinity gutierrez April 13, 2006
by chiaruko July 1, 2022
someone who sniffs melons under coconut trees. it is a traditional tribal ritual that ends with anal. usually the male would insert the penis but because he sniffed so much melon the female now must perform his duties. after this has happened they both ride off on horses but because these horses sniffed so much melon they fall over. so these tribe people must go back to the holy melon god and ask for condoms and perform the dirty dragon after this they will be melon sniffers.
by euan murray January 1, 2016
Somebody who snorts cocaine or any other drug for the first time and struggles to sniff the entire line is usually sniffering.
A: Damn, this cocaine stuff is awesome. I feel better than i ever did!
B: Yeah, wait till you stop sniffering and you find out how to do it right! It shoots right up in your brain!
B: Yeah, wait till you stop sniffering and you find out how to do it right! It shoots right up in your brain!
by LeKoBux January 1, 2013
by McBluffin82 November 21, 2020
Similar to "desk jockey", a paint sniffer would be an individual that works inside a call center/cubicle type atmosphere.
by brainstorm85 July 1, 2011