When an Alien Dictator from the Planet Titan kills half of all life with a snap of his fingers with a Gauntlet, and a bunch of shiny colored stones, and the individual in question turns to ash.

Dang, he just got Thanos-snapped out of oblivion!

Thanos-snapped by Oracle16 September 10, 2018

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Concrete Slappers

A pair of large, flat, durable feet, ideal for walking barefoot on concrete, making a slapping noise.

I used to think Gary was a fuckin' idiot walkin' barefoot, you know, like he wanted to get tetanus or something, but I saw his feet, and he's got some concrete slappers.

Concrete Slappers by human fucking garbage October 22, 2022

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Sydney Whipper-Snipper Massacre

The Sydney version of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre in which a poor Campbelltown hobo decided to blame the world for all his problems. Being a hobo he could not afford a chainsaw and had to settle for a whipper-snipper from the local dump. He then proceeded to kill every plant in his vicinity. It was a dark day indeed for all vegetarians, gardeners and general plant life. Its rumoured he attacked plants because not only did he have to resort to a whipper-snipper, the object itself was of typical campbelltown quality and therefore wasn't sufficient enough to cause injuries to humans.

"They should make a film about The Sydney Whipper-Snipper Massacre."

Sydney Whipper-Snipper Massacre by D.E March 18, 2004

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Ginger Snapped

When a person who is not a ginger licks a gingers asshole and the ginger farts on the others tongue.

Last night I ginger snapped Sarah, she started sucking on a dryer sheet to get the taste out of her mouth.

Ginger Snapped by Jdawg79 July 24, 2019

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