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smasterblasted

a feeling of intense sensory dissaray
being so fucked up you hvae know idea what the hell is going on
man i had 3 5ths to myself im smasterblasted.....who are you?
by davidwating August 10, 2003
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smarterchild

an IM bot that is stuck up but pretty retarded
14:06:06: guitaraddict@hotmail.com: your a sexy robot
14:06:08: smarterchild@hotmail.com: people always ask me if there's a smarter bot than smarterchild. well, now there is! add wilma@live.com 2 your contact list 2 c what i mean!



that's interesting that u should say that, but i don't think i can answer.
14:06:08: smarterchild@hotmail.com: that's just plain weird, i'm a robot after all.
14:06:23: guitaraddict@hotmail.com: yeah robots turn me on
14:06:24: smarterchild@hotmail.com: cool. me too!
by omgwhy January 6, 2009
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scatter head

by 65799 February 6, 2012
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Twatter Swatter

To swat someones twat.
Twatter Swatter.
Dude! He just totally Twatter Swatter that chick
LAWL
Laguna Betch deserved it.
by INCHOIORWENCE October 20, 2008
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cum swatter

Someone who gets cummed on then rubs it in like lotion and smacks them self
Shut the fuck up you cum swatter.
Can I come swat you.
by BRobb May 20, 2008
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Slattery

A Slattery (or Slatteries) is/are a person who is largely indefinable, as far as how they are ranked in coolness.

They can be percieved as cool in one scenario, which usually leads them to be invited to parties; whereupon they are suddenly discovered to be lame.

The strangest phenomenon concerning these people is that once their position has been ascertained at the parties as 'lame', they can quickly revert back to coolness as soon as the following day.
"I just don't know how I feel about him. He seems like he could be a slattery."

"Well, she seemed cool at the movies the other day; but last night she turned out to be a slattery."

"Come on, don't embarrass me! Everyone will think you're just a slattery."
by Angry Pac-Man March 10, 2009
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SmarterChild

SmarterChild is a fag robot who forgets things and demands apolagies every damn time. He's usually a pretty fun time when you're bored.
Dude, IM SmarterChild if you're bored.
by Andreaizzle March 4, 2007
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