Person1: you mom has the biggest tits i have ever seen in my life, and im not going to lie, i like it.
Person2: no you dont you god damn Sperm Slurper son of a bitch
Person2: no you dont you god damn Sperm Slurper son of a bitch
by King Kling December 11, 2006
Get the Sperm Slurper mug.The ability of ones self to intake substances via the anal cavitity. This is achieved through letting out a turtle head (the tip of feacial excretion from the shitebox) and proceeding to rub the turtle head in the desired substance, i.e, cocaine. The turtle head is then pulled back into the body through a series of anal contractions. This can be a difficult process, but for analy bombarded sluts and gayboys, it proves no challenge.
mate i have a few grams of cocaine, you up for some butt slurping ?
Yes mate it will be easy after the deep anal pentetration i recieved from my peadophile uncle earlier today. Although you may have trouble with your watertight virgin asshole, you straight mother fucker !!!
Yes mate it will be easy after the deep anal pentetration i recieved from my peadophile uncle earlier today. Although you may have trouble with your watertight virgin asshole, you straight mother fucker !!!
by Tam Craw February 22, 2011
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by Jason Stump July 25, 2006
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Get the doosh bag slurper mug.When a man performs sexual intercourse on a women who squirts... alot... but when she orgasms nothing comes out. Once this happens, the male must stick a straw into the woman's vagina and proceed to "slurp" the cum out of her pussy.
Bro 1: So how was your date with Jacqueline last night i heard she is a squirter?
Bro 2: Yes indeed she is a squirter but nothing came out of her vagina during her orgasm.
Bro 1: Really, that's weird.
Bro 2: I know, but i gave her a slurpee using the same straw that you gave Maddie a slurpee two nights ago.
Bro 1: Awesome!
Bro 2: Yes indeed she is a squirter but nothing came out of her vagina during her orgasm.
Bro 1: Really, that's weird.
Bro 2: I know, but i gave her a slurpee using the same straw that you gave Maddie a slurpee two nights ago.
Bro 1: Awesome!
by Jimothy McSweenyson February 23, 2009
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Get the dirty slurpie mug.You go buy a slurpee(any flavor) and then dump it all in your girlfriends ass and the slurp it out at 7:11(the time)
by Mr.physicsmhs January 25, 2011
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