Slippery Pineapple

The act of inserting a coconut oil covered live grenade, with spoon attached, into a person's anus. Either they perform a constant kegel or the grenade is ejected with a wet pop to kill them.

"What happened out there?"
"I don't know, sir. They gave Johnson the old Slippery Pineapple. There was just a loud wet pop and he was gone "

by Nanyate2213 March 7, 2020

Slippery Poopy

When the poop comes out and it's not diarrhea

John made a Slippery Poopy when he was at the bathroom

"dude I just made a slippery poopy in the bathroom"
"no one need to know that John"

by SOMEBOI567 December 23, 2020

Slippery unicorn

When a man puts a melted ice cream cone on his head and penetrates her with it woman's vaginal chamber while screaming, "I am an invincible unicorn!!!"

Jack pulled a slippery unicorn and everyone looked at him with absolute disgust

by DuckLord500 May 30, 2024

Slippery marc

when you dip a midget in olive oil and slop his head in your anus, then you fart him out

-"why are you walking like that?"
-"Slippery marc bro..."
-"oh.... no worry...been there done that..."

by finky malinky May 5, 2023

Slippery Luis

The act of peeing in a women’s vagina, while thrusting and making the vagina slippery for more pleasure.

A. She doesn’t want to talk to me bro
B. I told you not to do a Slippery Luis

by Mr extra slippery August 9, 2024

Slippery Fisherman

whilst in sexual intercourse from behind, your partner wears a snorkel to prevent suffocation caused by you jamming their head into the pillow. One proceeds to then pull out and ejaculate into the snorkel. Thus completing the slippery fisherman

I gave her such a good slippery fisherman she gargled /choked

by Slippery fisherman October 18, 2017

slippery crab latter

The act of pouring hot melted butter on someone your giving oral sex to that has crabs.

You ate out Courtney?

Yea I gave her a slippery crab latter.

by Tinker1997 March 18, 2020