Hey man I noticed you out in laying down those bricks. Wanna come inside later and have a slippery bean?
by NooseMoose August 17, 2017
Ken: Hey buddy, whatchya been doin?
Chris: Just got done fingering Ashley.
Ken: I thought you had some slippery knuckles.
Chris: Just got done fingering Ashley.
Ken: I thought you had some slippery knuckles.
by Slippery Knucks February 19, 2010
Night Sky: Hey Sky!
Sky: Night Sky!
Why are you here?
Night Sky: I just wanted to tell you that I did a slippery slug last night.
Sky: No wonder you're my brother!
(vomits)
Sky: Night Sky!
Why are you here?
Night Sky: I just wanted to tell you that I did a slippery slug last night.
Sky: No wonder you're my brother!
(vomits)
by Blues and Dumbness May 11, 2019
Someone that is a total twat waffle cunt bucket. Every time you see their face you just know their queefs are slippery
Sara: Omg Kate! That girl is such a slippery queef!!
Kate: Yes! I just want to punch that slippery queef in the throat
Kate: Yes! I just want to punch that slippery queef in the throat
by SparkleFlaps July 24, 2016
Where one goes into a bathroom and brings their toy figurine of shrek along. They then proceed to run themselves a bath whilst preparing to shit on everyones favorite character. Once in the warm bath tub they shove shrek up their ass and shit on him whilst hes up there (jammy bastard). They then take him out of said ass and gives him a swirly. After all this the owner of the toy licks shrek clean.
by TheMotherPlucker July 10, 2022
driving/traveling to a given location for a romantic/sexual encounter upon being invited to do so.
(Not to be confused with *sneaky-link* which is more secretive or related to cheating.)
(Not to be confused with *sneaky-link* which is more secretive or related to cheating.)
Friend 1: coming to the after party?
Friend 2: nah, I ran into Maria at the concert.
Friend 1: that Puerto Rican chick with the fat ass? I remember her
Friend 2: Yea, she just moved to a new apartment downtown so you know I had to Slippery-Slide
Friend 1: Bro, you on demon time Fr lol
Friend 2: nah, I ran into Maria at the concert.
Friend 1: that Puerto Rican chick with the fat ass? I remember her
Friend 2: Yea, she just moved to a new apartment downtown so you know I had to Slippery-Slide
Friend 1: Bro, you on demon time Fr lol
by 213JetSet February 11, 2023
When you cover your whole body with “I can’t believe it’s not butter” and baseball slide across the kitchen floor, ramming your cock into home base, also known as your girlfriend’s vagina:
by Nastymofo641 December 22, 2024