slamputation

An album from the slamming-death band guttural disgorge

Could be another meaning but I doubt it

Hey did you listen to slamputation yet? it was fucking brutal

by Arthur Callahan June 27, 2024

Slampooje

The act of slam-fucking a shit filled asshole until a reverse pressure explosion of shit shoots all over the giver of backshots

I was late to work because I accidentally slampoojed my girlfriend

by Cloud... Juice! February 19, 2025

Slampy

A skinny, lanky, bad-postured, tall man. (usually chopped)

"Ew, that guy is so slampy"
"IKR, he has a Squidward build"

by Om Hanan Susanne August 1, 2025

Sampyire

Noun
A vampire "Samson". When bit by a Sampyire you will slowly become "Samsonfyed"

The Sampyire bit the child.

by Dr.Ryker-Legacy August 13, 2003

sampsonize

the over-analization of a question or post. Usually occurs on message boards.

You totally sampsonized my post.

by ElMysterioso October 1, 2007

sampsonitis

A sickness where someone calls you over excessively.

1. Dang man, that one coach be blowing my cell phone up! I think that dudes got sampsonitis!

2. I was so drunk last night that I gave my number to this one nasty girl. Dude...I think she got 3rd degree sampsonitis cause shes called me about 30 times already!

by AsianPersuasian March 21, 2008

Scamperdoodle

farting while in the car.

Tina don't scamperdoodle, that's nasty(hearing a loud rattle and hearing something splatter)!

by Addison Bennett and Carl Fitzpatrick May 6, 2008