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shitting stones

suggestions by people to try and solve something, or make and idea for something...random things to say
Alright, now i'm just shitting stones here, but what if this time we...

He was just sitting there shitting stones like there was no tomarrow...but we still couldn't figure out what the missing link was.
by dougperch19 July 19, 2007
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scattling

The act of applying one's fecal matter (scat) onto objects which are not designed for this purpose. Typically scattling refers to applying scat to another person, with or without their knowledge, and often in a discreet or secretive approach. Humans, cats, gravel roads and fruit are common targets for scattling.
J: "Man, that guy at the DMV was such an asshole, now I have to fill out all this paperwork"
R: "Well, just get even with a little scattling"
J: "What?"
R: "You know, just put a little fecal matter on the forms before you turn them back in. He won't even notice until his hands smell"
by jewelsjewels March 19, 2009
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shitting monsters

when you take a shit and it is formed into a bunch of pieces that when looked at all together look like a monster.
oh man, today I was shitting monsters.
by armyman1982 April 6, 2010
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sitting on a text

The act of not replying to a text within a reasonable amount of time. Marijuana can greatly encourage this behavior.
Greg: Hey do you know what Nathan is doing? I have been trying to text him all day.
Shawn: He has been right by me all day smoking the bud, he has probably just been sitting on a text.
Greg: What a stain.
by Textzitter December 6, 2011
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Shitting Pretty

Somebody that looks hot even when they are dropping a deuce.
My Mamita is so hot that even when she goes to the bathroom she is shitting pretty.
by The Witty Coiner October 1, 2014
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Shitting the Door

When people are scared it is said they'll 'shit their pants' and when people are emotionally distant it's called 'putting up a wall' (or door in this case.) Shitting the door simply means you are scared to get emotionally close to someone so you put up a door to prevent that.
Boy 1: I really like Becky but she doesn't seem to like me back...
Boy 2: Nah man, she's just shitting the door. Give her time.
by Slenderman February 16, 2015
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Sitting on a brick

I can't move, I'm sitting on a brick cuz.
by Kee1234 July 10, 2016
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