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Jay and Silent Bob 

Bluntman & Chronic is the worst comic I ever read. Jay and Silent Bob are stupid characters. A couple of stoners who spout dumb-ass catch-phrases like a third rate 'Cheech and Chong' or 'Bill and Ted'. Fuck Jay and Silent Bob. Fuck them up their stupid asses
Fucking clown shoes
Jay and Silent Bob by IamEugene September 11, 2006
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the silent mantis 

A charming and sodium-filled young fellow, he is a resident of teh pavilion and ate 39 ramen in 10 weeks.
the silent mantis just received the most severe pooting of his life from the preminator.

The Silent Flex

Anytime you (or someone else) is trying to look casual but are secretly flexing in a picture or pose to make your muscles (usually arms) look bigger. This includes but not limited to, a hidden clinched fist to make your biceps look bigger, and also having your arms pressed against your body to make them look bigger.
Look at that guy, who is he trying to kid. His arms are not that big. He's just doing THE SILENT FLEX.
The Silent Flex by ColeManND87 January 16, 2015

the silent howdy 

When one or more people Jack off in front of a sleeping person as soon as the jizz hits the sleeping persons face both people scream Howdy
Me and Jack have the silent Howdy to Jessica

Dan and Silent Kod 

Ficitional drug dealers from Scotland. They can be found at the top of Cambus.
Dan and Silent Kod have the best gear in town.
Dan and Silent Kod by Silent Kod December 9, 2008

Play the silent flute 

Performing fellatio
My father used to play the silent flute on stage

jay and silent bob 

me and my homie. we are the real life equivalent
Random guy: hey tom and daz. you two are so much like jay and silent bob. teach me how to be as cool as you
tom and daz: sorry its impossible
jay and silent bob by tinytom December 9, 2008