sheife

same as jawn, thing and thingy

yo that sheife is bangin with zesty sauce

by brooklyn January 30, 2005

shelf shock

when there is an overload of senses to shoppers when they go to a shelf and it is filled to the brim with eyecatching/bright colored boxes making the shopper overwhelmed and angry.

Shopper: "AARRRGGH! Muh Eyes! Muh Head! Too...Many...Things...Trying To Get My Attention!"
Shopper #2: "Ha ha, you just got Shelf Shock!"
Shopper 2 starts to laugh his @$$ off at other shopper's misery

by Devi8 May 8, 2008

serfass

to surf some ass

people in california serfass.

hey baby, lets go surf some ass.

by roskostaggs February 4, 2009

Serf breath

Breath that smells like death. You can semll it from two miles away. Horrid and awful.

Dang! You need a tic tac cause you got some serious serf breath.

by podaddy.diz November 20, 2009

Sheftu

A very very hot guy, but he is kind of girly, he has a bejeweled knife.

Person 1: How was your date?
Person 2: Pretty good, the guy was such a Sheftu

by Osker56 March 18, 2011

Shelfable

Referring to an objects storage requirements.

This kind is shelfable, it doesn't go in the fridge like regular bacon, it's precooked.

by Ms. Behavior November 21, 2011

Shelfie

A selfie taken on the shitter!

I can see that's a shelfie by the toilet tank in the background....plus his face is red!

by Treebonics September 5, 2016