sheet rippers

Sheet rippers can sometimes refer to the description of a lady's pair of high heels. The term implies that the heels are so high (and pointed) that during the throws of passion, her stiletto heels rip and tear the bed sheets.
Sometimes Jane likes to wear her FMBs but she worries about tearing the bed linen. She's got that many sheet rippers, she never knows which shoes to wear.
by Invizibullman April 05, 2018
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Sheet Ripper

An especially obnoxious fart. Often attributed to the sound, reminiscent of the sound a sheet of cloth makes when torn
"Steve let out a real sheet ripper last night, I thought he'd shat the bed.
by Smilin Wanderer March 16, 2018
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Shag sheet

A pink sheet two attractive people take on a hike for the purpose of shagging in the wilderness.
Hey Ben, we’ve been hiking for five miles it time to take out the shag sheet and get busy!
by Trail head girl October 14, 2022
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sheet slicers

When your toenails are so long they could slice your bed sheets.
As we fell asleep my wife gouged my leg with her sheet slicers.
by Sheet Slicers May 27, 2017
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Kicked the sheets

When you are on the verge of falling asleep and you remember an extremely embarrassing moment, causing a physical reaction where you flinch hard enough to "kick the sheets"
Friend: "Why are you still awake man? I thought you went to bed an hour ago."
You: "I almost did, until I kicked the sheets remembering (x).

(kicked/kicking/kick the sheets)
by LukeLinguini January 23, 2024
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Sheet eater

Someone who does way too much psychedelics, acid in particular (eating entire sheets of blotter.) Usually delusional, egotistical, and retarded.
Guy 1: “You need to go on a spiritual journey to awaken your third chakra, man.”
Guy 2: “Dude, what the fuck are you talking about? You sound like a total sheet eater right now.”
by SHITIMDEADAGAIN June 18, 2022
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pastor sheets

Chosing to lean towards sexual relations more than Church
Woah that sluts been seeing pastor sheets more than church lately
by notmyrealnameeeeeee February 11, 2016
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