Porn Ass Sheet Streak

A moist and often times brown streak left on the sheets following an extended porn session in bed.

After work today it was rather muggy. So after I completed my daily porn session with my laptop, I noticed a really rank porn ass sheet streak on my bed that smelled like old man. I am hoping it will come out in the wash.

by Berkules May 22, 2008

sheet creep

What happens during the night when the fitted bottom sheet gets partially or entirely detached.

I didn't sleep well due to sheet creep. When I woke this morning my bottom sheet was partially on the floor and I was laying on a bare mattress.

by pennythek September 20, 2010

sheepshead

species of the wrasse family of fish

Sheepshead Bay

by Brooklyn, NY, USA March 20, 2011

Sheet Shark

When you wake up in the morning with the sheets raised due to a stiff one!

Hey Rob, did you get a sheet shark when you saw Danni walk up the steps?

by barnscar1 August 16, 2011

sheet shifter

When a person intentionally leaves one sheet of toilet paper on a roll, shifting the responsibility for putting a new roll on to the next hapless user. The next user may discover too late that the supply is insufficient and have to hop over to the closet with their pants around their ankles to get a new roll. In a frat house it is unlikely that there is another roll. This individual is the lowest of the low rollers.

Hey dude, can't you let people know that the TP is used up? I had to fish some dirty tissues out of the trash to wipe my ass with. Stop being a sheet shifter you asswipe.

by pelicanellie June 13, 2014

sheet sheg

A sheet sheg is a hoe

Jessica is such a sheet sheg

by Sheetsheggjrl November 22, 2016

Sheesh

Something that Tyrin says after babygirl curves him again.

( Credit : Summerella )

Tyrin : Babygirl.... what you doing?

Babygirl : No Tryin. Leave me alone.

Tyrin: Sheesh !!! * crosses arms above head*

by kdspitty March 5, 2019