sementary

the sock, rag, or tissue one keeps by their bed for cleanup after masturbating. a semen graveyard

its just me and you tonight buddy. I guess we're going to put more of my children in the sementary

by wg89 December 26, 2011

Semen Spicket

A term for a cock vigorously ejaculating.

He was cumming so much, his cock was like a semen spicket.

by Homeless Ed February 8, 2013

Semened

The act of releasing sperm. Often used to describe the mating procedures of mermaids.

The merman semened on the mereggs.

by Tuffs May 9, 2014

semen biscuit

Dried up clump of semen left on your stomach leftover from masturbating the previous night.

I found a large semen biscuit on my stomach this morning, but I didn't bother to wash it off before going to school this morning.

by OD10US 0NE November 12, 2014

Semenate

The act of ejaculating on ones face; Ejaculating during the act of masturbation

Guy: Dude Laquiesha wanted me to semenate on her face.
Friend: Awesome!

Homeless Guy: Im so lonely i just want to semenate.

by Hugh Jassdick May 15, 2016

Semen bath

When you cum onto your stomach and make a pool of cum in your belly button

“That MILF was hot af I’m gonna go home and give myself a semen bath

by SimonMrBiggins November 28, 2018

Dark Semen Surprise

a man buys semen off of the internet in a bucket and pours it into his tip then putting his penis into a man or womens anus and squirting the other man's cum as well as his own in the anus

Stalin bought semen off of the internet and poured it into his tip then anal pleasing Amanda he preformed the Dark Semen Surprise

by darksemdemigod December 30, 2021