selfie suffering

(n) The emotion felt after posting regrettable content.

She spent the rest of the weekend selfie suffering after the fraternity barn dance pictures were posted.

by Kane-Fu September 17, 2017

selfie

the act of performing fellatio on one's self

My boss fired me for giving myself a selfie. I had no idea there were cameras in the office. I would have waited to get home to blow myself if I had known better. Maybe I can file for wrongful termination.

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 12, 2017

selfie

when someone have just as much brain cells as chromosomes!

a selfie is dumb

by not a gay person (DylanH) June 14, 2018

selfie

Self-Gratification, masterbation, grind one's corn, etc

Floyd's girlfriend has been out-of-town for several weeks so I am sure he's been taking lots of SELFIES !!

by Little Otis July 4, 2018

selfie snipe

A selfie that it is taken with other people doing random shit, completely oblivious to the selfie that is being taken.

My roommate got a secr

sniper selfie which I was oblivious too of me popping my girlfriends zits. Without me knowing

Selfie snipe.

by Selfie freak August 4, 2018

Selfie Shock

The unexpected sensation one gets when using their phone to take a picture, only to discover that they left the camera in selfie mode.

Ohh, I want a picture of,… who the hell is that? Oh, it’s just me giving myself a Selfie Shock

by Jfman August 30, 2018

Selfie

Not a good term of endearment justifying someone being a narcissist malignantly with a close friend, acquaintance, family member, good guy, close - ones', & everybody that seriously doesn't need this kind of attention ever. Small level of being a Closet pedo-rapist to a high concern of discretion due accordingly, true to self safety should this 'new slang' be used warningly! Only used when their is something to gain due to Terribly Obvious insecurity issues stemming consequently from Mother to child relationship issues. No, not relating to having been breastfed at birth or not. Hood-Trust.👊

Used to negatively out someone from preparing themselves to take advantage of you eminently or for a long-term cause.

"You's a Selfie', Ho!"

"Stop being a Selfie son'."

"If you is, or if you isn't a Selfie right now, you gon' get dealt like one. Other person: Nahhh they good, trust me. Whatever it is I'll stop. I didn't know. Main person of slang' use: Yeahh u better hop to it Lucky Charms a.. ... .. . . ."

"Like, why does she think she's gonna get off being a Selfie, like, doesn't she think anybody."

by CoquitoCoolie3 October 9, 2018