Body Season

another term for people getting layed out or killed .

If dude dont shut up its gonna be a body season/ Its about to be a body season/ Empty your pockets or its body season

by P.O.P January 18, 2008

season's greetings

Something you say when you want to indicate you've farted

John: Season's greetings guys!
Everyone else: fuck you John

by Fartso October 23, 2007

sack seasoner

super stinky fart (from a male) which would make their nut sack stink or taste like the fart smelled

"Sheewww!", I bet that was a sack seasoner!

by krayzchik April 6, 2009

Cuffing Season

A stupid made up season with no correlating evidence what so ever.

Paige said it was cuffing season. She was full of it.

by Blackcatwiththemac November 13, 2018

BJ Season

The times when your girlfriend is menstruating so you can't have sex or do anything sexual to her vagina. This means she might feel guilty for no pleasure for the boyfriend. This means your girlfriend goes down on you much more often than normal which results in more blow jobs for the boyfriend

BJ season comes around every 20 days or so in any relationship. The male looks forward to BJ season while the female does not due to bleeding of the vagina

Bill: Hey George, it looks like you going hunting! I guess Stacey is alone for the weekend?

George: Oh no, not at all. I will be with Stacey all weekend. I am staying home all and do not plan to leave bed

Bill: Then what are you hunting?

George: I am getting ready for tomorrow... Its BJ season!

by Mac to the Daddy December 9, 2009

turtleneck season

Having so many hickeys that you have to wear a turtle neck to cover them

I went to the movies with josh last night and now it’s turtleneck season !

by Poppinbody January 2, 2018

Seasonal Friend

A friend who seems to always want to do something during one season (summer, for example), then seems to drop off the face of the earth once the other season rolls around for one reason or another (perhaps school).

One way to mitigate this type of friend is to share in common interests during more than just the months where they seem to have the most time.

"Man, Tanner hasn't wanted to do anything in ages."
"yeah, I know that feel."
"Darn Seasonal Friends."

by MM3K September 29, 2012