Screwed

1. The action of being penetrated by a penis, dildo, or some sort of prodding object into one or many of the holes in your body individually or simultaneously.

2. The feeling you get when you realize that a verbal agreement wasn't suitable for doing business with a stranger, and it would have been in your best interest to have contracts for your band so venues can't back out of paying you the agreed upon price that you discussed over the phone.

I was rather surprised by the look of the bar owners face when I reminded her of our agreement of 500 dollars after our performance. I'm pretty bad at math, but with all the food and beer sales that this joint took in and out of that the supposed 172 dollars of the 15 percent beer sales that we actually received, I can confidently say that we were screwed beyond recognition.

by Clitcracker January 4, 2020

Scrotesqueula

A grotesque and gigantic monster-like scrotum.

Come over here darling and give Scrotesqueula a big kiss.

by mr.corruption May 19, 2020

Screwed

When your Knowingly and deceptively Imvites her not Inappropriate friends over When you’re going through a breakup and need to get drunk with the inappropriate ones

Amy really screwed missy and emily by inviting these goody two shoes over

by Screwed big time May 22, 2020

Scroteation Marks

When a man talks about anything to do with his crotch and you suspect he is exaggerating so you take it with a pinch of salt.

"Andy said he had a 9 inch dick."

"You gotta put that shit in scroteation marks."

by penisshakes May 28, 2020

scrawel

Wet Vagina

You have a nice scrawel

by Scrawelpatrol September 11, 2020

Scrotethroat

When you're on a video call with your mid-seventies boss who is so close to the camera that all you see is the floppy sack of skin hanging under his jaw while he's berating someone unfairly.

I thought the old dude had his camera pointed at his bean bag and then he panned up from his jiggling scrotethroat to his mouth and nose.

by VINNYNAPS October 23, 2020

scrote frolic

When a male gently pinches his scrotum, but to lightly scratch it.

My nuts itched so I gave them a nice scrote frolic.

by Olletsoc Naimad November 2, 2020