go scratch yourself

a phrase meaning:

"go do whatever the hell you want. You wont change any aspect of my personality"

father: son your singing sucks. Let me pay you lessons at LaScala in Milan.

son: Dad, go scratch yourself. let the singing lessons hang themselves. i am proud of my hen-scratching or whatever it is you'd qualify my singing nowadays.

by Sexydimma May 28, 2012

Captain Scratch Balls

The person on the phone kept scratching their balls all day. You call them Captain Scratch Balls,

Captain Scratch Balls, are you the boss or what?

by shailockbear November 8, 2025

scratch

a programming language for teachers who want their students to have no success in life and learn to drag some blocks to other blocks

hey did u do ur scratch hw the teacher gave us?
lmao no im not a loser

by scratchsucks November 29, 2020

scratch-n-sniff

Any drug lined up and inhaled.

she left to go to the bathroom to scratch-n-sniff.

by sercybrownstrange April 9, 2017

Scratching Monster

Also know as the Scratchy Monster, a story talked about between children of a being that comes in the middle of the night and leaves little scratches on people. The story was made by kids as a way to explain why sometimes they would wake up with scratches they don't remember receiving.

Some kids say he comes when you have been bad but the more common believe is that the monster has no reason, he's simple not a nice guy.

Basically any time a kid goes to bed and wakes up with a scratch he or she didn't have when going to bed is labeled as a Scratching Monster attack.

by AnimeLoveLover123 July 24, 2014

driver side ankle scratch

the act of oral sex while the receiver is driving, AKA "road head", also a convenient excuse for authorities who may catch said parties in the act.

Dude, the other night my girlfriend gave me a driver side ankle scratch...I almost ran off the road.

by cablife November 2, 2011

No Scratch

There are no deficiencies in a particular object.

"Let's go back, back to the Gap
Look at my check—wasn't no scratch
So if I stole, wasn't my fault
Yeah, I stole—never got caught"

Spaceship by Kanye West

by jmrtn June 13, 2021