salty satchel

A bag of weed with hella crystals, "resembling" salt.

Me: I am in dire of a salty satchel!

by sylvz March 12, 2009

salty banjo

you lay on your side and extend your leg up in the air and the girl fingers your butt, licks your balls and wanks the shaft

Casey laid on his side as Michelle gave him a salty banjo.

by Mr. Jeffrey Lebowski March 21, 2010

Salty Vag

1:self explanatory
2: someone who is being a sour puss, dickhead or r-tard.
3: someone who needs a douche

"Dont Be Such A Salty Vag"

"I wasn't expecting to have salty crackers with that pussy meat!"

by Jamesmcspanks December 9, 2008

salty ribeye

When a girl takes her glass eye out and a guy sticks his dick in her eye socket.

I was making out with this girl and she asked me to give her a salty ribeye.

by j Clark October 20, 2013

salty donkey

When you do a women in the ass so hard that when you cum it makes her leg kick out like a donkey

I gave that girl such a good "salty donkey" that she broke the wall behind me

by Parker Hinthorne,Tommy Keenan October 10, 2008

salty

Agitated, angry, made

Janae is salty after Alex beat her in a soil judging contest, because she studied and he didn't.

by Anonymous/6 (! " November 17, 2015

salty dog

seafarer / pirate

He's been at sea for 2 weeks, what a salty dog!

by olyeh March 13, 2009