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cock sucking two-balled bitch

A guy or douche bag who sucks dick and is definately acting bitchy.
You're cock sucking two-balled bitch, & you need to get the fuck over yourself.
by belinda janequa marie=] January 14, 2013
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Cock sucking

Girls suck guys cocks! Cock sucking
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smacking

I was standing beside this really hot guy watching paint dry and we totally started smacking on one another.
by Kiryk July 6, 2012
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Stop Sucking

A command, directed to those who suck, to cease their distateful actions.
Any Gangsta Rapper: bitches niggas and hoes, bitches niggas and hoes, i pop da popo cause im a pimp, fuk da po-lice
Me: Stop sucking.
Any Gangsta rapper: fuck you nigga, ima get ma cousing afta you, he gona poppa cap in yo'...
Me: shoots rapper in head with Five-seveN.
by Spatter Artist July 16, 2008
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Flat Smacking

The method by which the mental equivalent of an STD is transferred from an dumb, impossibly deluded, scientifically illiterate crazy to another dumb person, thereby endowing them with those attributes. The first symptom, often experienced by the infected subject as a euphoric sense of revelation, caused by the disintegration of most of the prefrontal cortex, develops quickly into a persistent sense of superiority to others, and disdain for anyone that is not also infected. Narcissistic, know-it-all type dummies are especially susceptible to infection, because, as they are already inclined to believe that they are more "enlightened" the general population, the appeal of "secret, special knowledge" makes them susceptible to the conspiratorial nature of this mental pathogen. Insidiously, this particular tendency means that the infected usually ENJOY passing on the infection, as perceiving the "revelation" in others satisfies their inate Narcissism.
Unfortunately, their is no known cure for Flat-Earthism, though those of average and above intellect are less susceptible, & an effect inoculation exists, in the form of basic scientific education.
"When I'm not trolling Reddit for 13 year olds & frat guys that need a good Flat Smacking, I like to look at pictures of myself and masturbate. Everyone else is stupid & brain- washed."
by Johnny Bledo November 25, 2018
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stacking

making large amounts of money; usually kept in stacks
That nigga Lil Wayne is stacking to the ceiling.
by FoxMc March 3, 2008
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Louisiana Brown Socking

Pooping into a sock and then hitting one's mother with it. An act originating from backwoods Louisiana. First done by the young and confused Michel Dodging, after becoming frustrated with his mother he performed a bowel movement into a tube sock then proceeded to hit his mother over the head with it.
Dude, I pooped in a sock and hit my mom with it.
by Ewok2ab September 27, 2003
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