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vanilla swagger

Putting vanilla whipped cream in a girls ass then getting a horse lick it out.
I really want a vanilla swagger right now
by Cumshotwilly October 30, 2010
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Dick Swagger

1. When a man acts like a dick to a girl only when he is in the presence of his guy friends.

2. The act of being a dick in order to pick up chicks.
1. Girl: "Tom is usually so nice to me, but when his roommates came down the other night he was displaying some major dick swagger."

2. "I can't believe Clara is falling for that guy's dick swagger."
by scuba329 September 10, 2011
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Swagger Jagger

The STD you get if you bang a chav. Results in painful screeching sounds from the inflicted person.
Matt went out with Kelly, who has a notorious rep as a chav, last night. The next day he was screaming so badly that the neighbourhood complained repeatedly. He has Swagger Jagger
by Skittles_Whore July 22, 2011
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Shaggy

Cool, awesome, sick
Shaggy can describe pretty much anything
Person 1: "I just rode that wave all the way!"
Person 2: "Dude that's hella shaggy!"
by Shaggmaster May 9, 2014
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Saggy Bags

What you would call a woman with extremely flabby and low-hanging breasts. Especially someone who should have much firmer ones.
Call Saggy Bags in Marketing and ask her if she finished that spreadsheet yet.
by HD ADD May 5, 2007
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scaggy

having the quality of scag; being filthy, disgusting, well-worn and used rubbish
Tiffany is a scaggy looking bitch.
by Wally Petro May 20, 2009
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Swagger Dragon

(n) - one that exhibits an amount of swagger comparable to a giant flying fire breathing reptile.
If he was mashing that hard, he must be a swagger dragon.
by wamsquatch January 15, 2011
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