Lazy Susan

The act of simultaneously violently shitting and vomiting, called such because if you were to lay on your side, the mere force of it all might cause you to spin as if you were a carrot stick on Aunty Carol's lazy susan, just waiting to get dipped in some hummus.

"Mate I had the worse case of the lazy susans last night... I reckon if I got on side I would've done a little spin."

by big dudey dude December 26, 2018

Lazy Susan

Taking a dump on top of the toilet seat cover.

I hate that motherfucker so much I dropped a Lazy Susan in his upstairs bathroom.

by Johnnyyyyyyyyy March 14, 2009

Susannah

She's a fucking backstabbing little bitch. Shes a two faced whore that doesn't care about anyone but herself. She's someone who will do whatever it takes to make it to the top. Downright bitch.

"Little bitch. She's pulling a Susannah alright"

by Someone thats been through eno May 8, 2018

Susan

those who are needlessy bitchy and a replacement for a douche. Very often smile while twerking or "clapping" there arse, a susan often embodies the opposite of class.

That girl in the club is a real susan.

by monstayo January 1, 2014

susans

A contraction of "issues internalized" - "sues in." Used to connote that a person is surpressing a lot of emotional baggage.

Ever since the divorce and her brother's death, Emmily has a lot of susans.

by Rick Bruner May 15, 2006

Dirty Susanna

She is very muddy

Dirty Susanna will take a bath when dirty

by Bevers and Ducks May 22, 2019

Susanne

A backstabbing bitch

" Ew, Becky is acting like such a Susanne. "

by loverbover August 17, 2011