The Captain’s Surprise

Sneaking three fingers in the asshole while wearing a captains hat and blowing an airhorn.
( verb)

The Captain’s Surprise: Sneaking three fingers in the asshole while wearing a captains hat and blowing an airhorn.

“He gave me the Captains surprise on our second date at the marina.”

by Jamsandwich1 May 31, 2023

Sunflower Surprise

When you are fisting a girl and are about wrist deep you open your hand out and give her a sunflower surprise.

Friend 1: aw man I gave my GF a sunflower surprise last night and she almost died
Friend 2: bro..thats just grim

by Spicy Memer October 1, 2016

Goblin Surprise

Alcohol induced event when a man thinks he picked up a hot girl in a dark club with makeup and a nice dress on, has sex that night, then the next morning wakes up to find she is a goblin looking creature.

James tells Glen, "Hey man did you see that hot Asian bartender Clint picked up last night?" Glen, "Yeah she was cute!" James, "Well Clint woke up in the morning and had a Goblin Surprise, she looked like Yoda from Starwars!"

by TuckDCconnect January 5, 2011

Chewbacca Surprise

When you nut and catch it in your hand then proceed to rub it in your pubic hair then rub it in your gf eyes

I gave my girlfriend a chewbacca surprise and went blind afterwards.

by Spazmatic rifle February 18, 2021

Sink Surprise

When you wake up after a night out to find someone took a shit in your sink

Person 1: Good night last night?
Person 2: Totally, I gave Ellis a sink Surprise last night!

by Moenrtostatlaue February 18, 2018

Spaghetti Surprise

When you find you have a tapeworm infestation after using the toilet. Instead of a normal lincoln logsets... you see a pile of bloody tapeworms with little poop nuggets that look like meatballs... thus, a spaghetti surprise.

My friend Matt just got back from Mexico and had to go to the hospital after having a spaghetti surprise in the toiler.

by Marky Benjamin June 7, 2010

Surprise Borrow

To borrow an object without the owner's permision. Usually without any intention of giving it back.
Basically, a more friendly form of stealing.

when somebody is looking for their missing dvd, you can say you surprise borrowed it without getting into trouble!

by Rogieo February 11, 2007