spooky sperm

A group of pumpkin seeds spread out on a tray. Typically during the Halloween season.
Hey Kate, tonight’s Halloween Special is Spooky Sperm! OMG I love pumpkin seeds!
by KennethG November 07, 2020
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sperm skin

When your so fucking white, that you blind others with your mayonnaise ass skin.
Damn, your nickname should be sperm skin because you look like Howie from The Bench Warmers.
by Cum basket November 24, 2016
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Sperm Whale

When you pick up a woman of bigger size and when having sex with her you put her face down and blow your load in her ass and watch it spray out like a sperm whale.
by The_Only_Freakass November 05, 2010
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sperm burglar

one who steals sperm by keystering.
That Brian Bates is a sperm burglar,faggoty ass mother f*$#er.
by Bitchen Clyde January 16, 2004
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sperm blivet

A term used when you need to tell your women to shut her mouth, sit down, and drink her god damn beer because you don't want to her the dumb shit she has to say.
GOD DAMNIT MARYANN! I'm going paint balling with Justin and Clint so shut your sperm blivet! also see dick handfor discription of Maryann
by Justin M August 26, 2004
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Sperm Break

noun -

1)A connotation used to define a period of time wherein the parties involved are taking a leave of absence from education, society, and more importantly sex/masturbation.

2)A connotation used to define a period of time wherein the parties involved decide that they need to have sex or masturbate.

3)Another way to say/define Spring Break (as denoted by the large number of hook-ups that occur during this period of time off: see definition 4).

Adj. - Sperm Breaker

4)Another word for a condom
1) Man I've had too many hook-ups this semester, I need a sperm break so I can focus on my classes...

2) I'm soo stressed out right now I need a sperm break!

3) Oh man, I can't wait for Sperm Break! It's gonna be soo wild!

4) Do you have a sperm breaker by chance? I really need one bad!
by ExplicitLyrics April 01, 2009
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sperm dog

If you are a sperm dog and know it, you may need multiple fwb's, either simultaneously or not, rather than a wife and mistress, to practice your skills
by Sexydimma March 21, 2021
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