speed logging

Having to shit in a hurry, due to time constraints. Opposite of slow logging.

I was running late for work so I had to do some speed logging before I left. I aint shittin in McDonald's!

by gatorfeeder February 5, 2014

speeding tax

A small amount of money that you pay on occasion so you can drive as fast as you want all the time.

Today I saw the tax man behind me with his lights on to let me know o was due to pay the speeding tax.

by Put your finger in my stoma September 29, 2023

Thunder speed

When you are fucking a girl so fast you feel like you are in a tornado.The booms of her cheeks imitate the sound of thunder.(only works with straight sex none of that gay shit)

“Want some pizza?”-Mark
“Oh hell yeah, hey did I tell you about last night?”-tony
“Give me some of that shit nigga.”-Jerome
“I fucked my girl so fast that we went thunder speed.”-tony
“I thought you were gay.”-Jerome

“I haven’t even been near a vagina since I came out one and that’s been about 45 years.”-mark

by ChunkyCheese05 October 6, 2021

Joerg speed

Slower then a turtle

Man you're going Joerg speed, you're super slow.

by TMMITL April 10, 2019

speed itch

A really fast itch, that takes precision and speed, usually done while playing a Racing video game, when you're going really fast, and one small mistake can ruin the race for you.

"Man, my head itches... Gotta pull off a speed itch."

by David Hendrix January 3, 2007

Speed suck

When a girl gives you a blow job so fast, you cum before getting fully erect

She speed sucked me last night

by Crackycraker June 3, 2021

Kony-Speed

The speed at which a video spreads on the internet, a scale to measure how viral something is by using the Kony 2012 video as a basis.

"That announcement of Anchorman 2 is at 1.5 times Kony-Speed"

"The home movie of you and your friend singing Spice Girls in your basement is at -200 Kony-Speed"

by Lenny Laserdisc August 17, 2012