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Get the sorostitute mug.1) disposable plasti - diapers/ pull-ups put upon ghetto children by their ghetto mother counterparts - usually worn all day or for extended periods of time in place of actual clothing.
Day-shorts accessories commonly include: A shirt or top that is too small, rotten formula bottle, binky, or sippy cup in hand, velcro fastened sandals with dirty white socks, snot running from nose to mouth, and neck folds dirty and a face that is stained with Cool-aid.
2) shorts worn for extended periods of time (all day - or for days) by slovenly men and /or gamer-geeks - usually the gym shorts / basketball practice shorts found in the clearance rack at Wally-world or Kmart or Target.
To be truly "authentic", mens' day shorts are seldom/never washed and have "mystery" stains readily visible by black light
Day-shorts accessories commonly include: A shirt or top that is too small, rotten formula bottle, binky, or sippy cup in hand, velcro fastened sandals with dirty white socks, snot running from nose to mouth, and neck folds dirty and a face that is stained with Cool-aid.
2) shorts worn for extended periods of time (all day - or for days) by slovenly men and /or gamer-geeks - usually the gym shorts / basketball practice shorts found in the clearance rack at Wally-world or Kmart or Target.
To be truly "authentic", mens' day shorts are seldom/never washed and have "mystery" stains readily visible by black light
Yo, did you check that hoody rat's crumb? That kid was runnin' wild in the store - with his day-shorts all crackling, dirt-neck and his face all snotty, looking for his sippy up and his mama!
-Bro, what'd you do this weekend?
-Yo I just chilled the whole time in my day-shorts. Played some CoD, some WoW, and checked a few new smut sites and rubbed it out a few times.
-Bro, what'd you do this weekend?
-Yo I just chilled the whole time in my day-shorts. Played some CoD, some WoW, and checked a few new smut sites and rubbed it out a few times.
by moydog March 14, 2009
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A type of jean short, usually self-cut. MUST be made out of tight jeans (usually girls jeans or tight fitting mens jeans) Worn by men and hipster girls alike, awkward shorts are the awkward length that are not quite capris, but not quite short shorts. At least partially covers knee or flirts dangerously with exposing the whole knee, the amount of coverage depends on how 'hip' you are, without exposing the delicate balance (too short and they will just be jorts )
Often features uneven cutting techniques or totally uneven leg lengths (usually rolled up a notch or frayed to hide this) and should be worn with an American Apparel V neck, or, with knees exposed, a Deep V.
Often features uneven cutting techniques or totally uneven leg lengths (usually rolled up a notch or frayed to hide this) and should be worn with an American Apparel V neck, or, with knees exposed, a Deep V.
It's so hot out. Look at all these kids walking around in awkward shorts! They got their ray bans from a thrift store. I wonder how old that jersey is...
Guy: I stole my girlfriends pants but they were too short on me so I cut them and made these awkward shorts.
Guy: I stole my girlfriends pants but they were too short on me so I cut them and made these awkward shorts.
by sn4pify April 15, 2010
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That girl should have gotten a size bigger on her shorts, they definitely look like taco shorts on her!
by SamanthaDear December 7, 2011
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In Twitter people use RT (= ReTweet) at the beginning of a post when they are retweeting it. This means you're copying a post from another person and forwarding it in your own network.
When you're using Twitter and are Retweeting a post, but you change it, make it personal, you're not actually Retweeting it, but SORT OF retweeting it.
In Twitter people use RT (= ReTweet) at the beginning of a post when they are retweeting it. This means you're copying a post from another person and forwarding it in your own network.
When you're using Twitter and are Retweeting a post, but you change it, make it personal, you're not actually Retweeting it, but SORT OF retweeting it.
A person has a post on Twitter:
Best Wedding Entrance Ever is back online. Still don't know why is was offline : example.username.nl/videochannel/video/1651
You want to forward this post in your own Twitternetwork, but don't want to use the exact same words, so you use the abbreviation SORT in stead of RT to make this clear.
SORT @example.twitterusername best weddingmovie ever! shorturl.bit.ly/KNy7Z .. made me :-)
Best Wedding Entrance Ever is back online. Still don't know why is was offline : example.username.nl/videochannel/video/1651
You want to forward this post in your own Twitternetwork, but don't want to use the exact same words, so you use the abbreviation SORT in stead of RT to make this clear.
SORT @example.twitterusername best weddingmovie ever! shorturl.bit.ly/KNy7Z .. made me :-)
by Geertje July 30, 2009
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This phrase is perfect for directing at dissatisfied customers and uppity employers.
This phrase is perfect for directing at dissatisfied customers and uppity employers.
by J March 10, 2005
Get the What are you some sort of cunt? mug.shorts made from old baggie pants. without underwear. cut them 6 inches down from la jolla's, lots of bleach wash many times. short pants must be loose. Note! tip of your wee wee must not hang below line where pants were cut. Police lock you up so amigos do it right.
summer time beaches my mexican shorts on pulled down so my butt crack shows. Fine americanos women laying on sand I walk up stand by their head say "nice day girls" I pull up shorts about 2 inches while talking. when they smile I look away (you dont want them to know that you know they are looking at your member.) I say "in california all the people are nice people". I love california girls someday get a job.
by itichie_nocanpoo June 12, 2006
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