Sasquatch Sneeze

Vaginal flatulence; a discreet slang term for the word "queef."

"Dang Krista, that was one loud sasquatch sneeze."

by ohmygoshimginger May 19, 2022

Sneeze

Something dads do really well.

Never in my life have I heard my dad sneeze at an acceptable volume.

by Ubeenbamboozledson June 2, 2022

Protein sneeze

Ejaculation of the penis.

Drew released the ole protein sneeze after a brief moment of excitement.

by Cmullins88 December 8, 2021

Fake Sneeze

when you get that feeling in your nose like you're about to sneeze but it never comes out

person 1: aaaaaa-
person 2: are you gonna sneeze?
person 1: nope, false alarm, I had a fake sneeze

by mixer 2 March 16, 2022

Portuguese Sneeze

When a man ejaculates with ferocity and is also from Portugal.

When she going down on you and you Portuguese sneeze in her eye.

by WorldlyWordsmith March 16, 2022

Asshole Sneeze

When someone fingers your asshole with pepper and you and your body retaliate by ejecting a liquid sneeze from said anus

“Yo stop fingering I got an asshole sneeze coming”

by Drobinson17 March 26, 2022

Free Sneeze

To sneeze without restraint or any attempt to cover up. Possibly propelling cold, flu or Covid to nearby bystanders.
To rudely and openly sneeze without regard to the well being of others close by.

That idiot free sneezed right in the middle of the crowded elevator.

by Oscar & Stella February 2, 2022