Sneeze-Cough Phantom Shart

When you sneeze, cough and shart all at the same time. Or so you think. You check your drawls and discover there’s no poop. You’ve just “phantom sharted”.

I just sneeze-cough phantom sharted. I’m sure of this because I checked my drawls.

John sneeze-cough phantom sharted during a job interview.

by Phantom Shart April 8, 2023

HINEY SNEEZE

A Fart

Was that a Hiney Sneeze

by SLAMPIG101 June 17, 2021

Yack and Sneeze

A high school version of Mac and cheese

Teacher: Mac and Cheese for lunch
Student: You mean Yack and sneeze
Teacher: Sure

by XBlackFireX April 8, 2019

Underhand Sneeze

Another term for "jerkin off".

"I went into the bathroom stall and it looked like someone underhand sneezed all over the bowl!"

by JoePhatty May 23, 2009

Protein sneeze

Ejaculation of the penis.

Drew released the ole protein sneeze after a brief moment of excitement.

by Cmullins88 December 8, 2021

Clam Sneeze

Like a queef but infinitly more powerful and stinky. Its like shitting out clam chowder in a gaseous form from your pussy.

Goddamn Rebecca cover your snatch before you Clam Sneeze on my couch!

I Clam Sneezed in his eye last night, now hes like Helen Keller

by Cummie Dumpling December 3, 2018

hand sneeze

When you ejaculate after a hand job.

Man, you should've seen my hand sneeze last night!

by Artie Chokes November 24, 2021