Smelly Saturday

Once a month on Saturday you shit your pants and use it as lube during sex.

Hey babe, tomorrow is Smelly Saturday!! I can't wait.

by BrodyJohnson32! March 14, 2025

smelly bum face

A person who is a absolute nonce and has a small willy

Jude is a smelly bum face

by Bobson69 April 19, 2018

Smelly bottoms

Anything from the waist down that stanks

A guy was sitting on the bus and when he got up all you smell smelly bottoms.

by The angry trucker 18 October 19, 2018

Smelly Crusty Toast

Crusty toast is a sexual act performed by 2 people of same of different sex during intercourse. the first person has to shit all over the second person's chest, let it dry for 2 days while the second person feeds on his own shit and the butt juice from the shit drying on his chest. after the shit dries it has to be scraped off with a knife and put on a toast. voila! now both of them can enjoy a crusty toast on a pleasent wednesday morning!

"Dude, Mike and Molly had a smelly crusty toast this morning!"

by ballssucker2000 March 5, 2023

smelly updog

When your coworkers have nothing better to do than to make fun of you because their wives got em simpin'

A) do you love the smell of updog

B) What's updog

A) not much, just simpin' over my wife cause im a cuck

he is a smelly updog

by Stephenbechara February 29, 2024

Smelly Snelly

This person is nice with a bubbly attitude but the thing is her sister is a annoying bitch which I want to butcher and dispose the evidence breaking bad style

Smelly Snelly is also a gamer but she is horrendous at minecraft and any other game

by Kiddy man October 6, 2020

Take a shower/smelly

Racist way of saying someone is fat and should not be accepted into society

“Take a shower/smelly person.”
“BRO WHAT THE FUCK???”

by HalloFalloMallo April 18, 2022