smelly kumquat

When a female fart travels from back to front, but you had sex that day so when you farted you push some juice out that ends up bubbling up and getting your underwear wet
I farted on the couch after getting cream pied by my husband and ended up with a smelly kumquat.
by Diaries of my dirty sister November 30, 2023
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smelly nigga jizz

when a nigga ejaculates during intercourse and his cum has a foul odor/smell
my gay nigga boyfriend just sprayed his smelly nigga jizz all over my face!

that smelly nigga jizz is gonna be impossible to clean off of the wall.
by LilPapaMcChoppa July 22, 2022
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smelly bible

it started as a pippeli then turned into bible because pippeli sounds like bible and it smells. as we came up with it we were tired af.
hey you have a smelly bible

yeah i know *does the ritual*

*starts singing* smelly bible *and changing the highness of the voice
by shiggybible January 17, 2020
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Smelly Christ

psychiatrist: hello sir, can we help you with a shower, some clean clothes and ointment for your head lice? You must be very uncomfortable!

patient: get your hands off me, punk! I AM JESUS CHRIST, GODDAMNIT! GOD DAMN YOU all to HELL! I am your SAVIOR, you motherfucker!!

psychiatrist to nurse : OK, I think we need a HAC and put Smelly Christ in 31-D

nurse: We can't put him in 31-D because Shitty Christ is in 31-W and they'll get confused.
by barffbag October 13, 2018
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I love SF?9 Rowoon wife but you are so smelly like someone who doesn't realize or realise
I love SF?9 Rowoon wife but you are so smelly like someone who doesn't realize or realise
by Handle100 August 08, 2023
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Smelly-Bonjellie

A synonym for annoying/mean, usually said as a joke.
The name came from Bonjela, a blister cream that smelled very bad
James is such a Smelly-Bonjellie
by ToppatToasty January 06, 2025
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