The Baby Sitter

When you come in your partner's eyes and tell them to watch your kids.

I turned my last date into the baby sitter. When I was ready to pop I blasted off in her eyes and told her to watch my kids.

by Lateralus84 July 13, 2021

sloppy joe sitting

Kind of like cake farts but with sloppy Joe's. They are meant to be eaten afterwards.

Hey babe, I have a new kink I want to try out. It's sloppy joe sitting. It'll be an awesome dinner date

by Lavalarrys September 17, 2023

Nanny-cam sitter

Noun: A baby sitter (usually in movies without getting caught) who has sex with a child they are babysitting.
Noun: Stupid Granny baby sitter who does nothing but bitch to the kid.

Person#1:Lana is babysitting rn
Person#2: but she's such a nanny-cam sitter
Person #1: ikr

by Zachibald July 21, 2024

Pon mi sitter

Term used to describe the beta male attitude of not using their free time optimally.

You’re a pon mi sitter

by Mr hugh jass June 16, 2024

Murphy's Law of sitting down

"You can stand in line till da cows come home and da slow customer at da service-desk is still not gonna budge, but da moment you decide to plop down and comfortably settle yer tushie on da floor, DAT'S precisely when da line will start to move again, and then you'll hafta hastily "up, periscope!", putting even MORE strain on yer achy leg-muscles!

Carrying a skateboard to sit on can allow you to somewhat alleviate da "Murphy's Law of sitting down" debacle, since you can scooch yerslef forward more easily without actually having to groaningly stand up again, but unfortunately, many stores/offices take a dim view of bringing wheeled toys into their checkout-lanes or waiting-rooms! :P

by QuacksO January 21, 2026

so far in the closet they were sitting on Christmas

A figure of speech meaning that you are being such a concealed person of the LGBTQIA+ Community (known as "closeted") that your metaphorically sitting on stuff at the back of the closet, AKA seasonal decor. (See also "you should be pretty fashionable with how long you've been in the closet")

"Everyone kept wondering why Alex never talked about their personal life, but we all knew they were so far in the closet they were sitting on Christmas."

by SudyCrumbz August 21, 2024