Rockert Smarter

When you are shitting on the toilet and you send your friends videos of you popping your leg acne… Soaking the puss in warm green tea and freezing the puss-tea amalgamation… Then you serve it to your step uncle only when halloween lands on a Thursday.

Wow it’s finally Thursday… Let me go Rockert Smarter my friends.

by BabeRuthPorn May 14, 2024

Travel Shattered

feeling tired and confused after traveling long distances, or through multiple time zones

We just got back from our trip, after the 12 hour drive we were travel shattered.

by Guerra661 February 17, 2025

things that aren't shorter if you say the acronym

Acronyms which are made up by random people because they are not socially adept.

Person 1: Hey, wybtpsfmt?
Person 2: What does that mean.
Person 1: Would you buy that purple sweater for me tomorrow?
Person 2: Wow, that is one of the many things that aren't shorter if you say the acronym

by ishouldfinishmyhomework August 30, 2016

jakob's shatter

tfw you meet an arrogant person that tries to intimidate you so in order to regain harmony you must show said person they ain't shit.

queer 86: yea, that creep wanted to dangle a carrot like im vegan, so i had to lend a hand in jakob's shatter

queer: youse a cow, huh. mooooooooove.

by 4cc_bloom May 19, 2019

Kick anyone shorter than you day

Kick anyone one shorter than you on December 1st

Kick anyone shorter than you day is december 1st

by Hey Hi Hey November 6, 2019

soul DEATH (soul shatters btw)

you know, a bunch of people hate this game, why? oh well, its just, TEAMERS, HACKERS, AND OOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPP characters. all of these reasons are stupid, first of all, teamers, this is not a reason to hate the game, its a reason to hate the particular person who teams, and there's always teamers in poplar games, like among us, discord cheaters. second of all, hackers, same thing, the only problem is, there is no automatic system to ban hackers in Roblox, we have to call the mods of the game to ban them, third of all, op charact- what the frick do you mean OP? THIS IS AN UNDERTALE FIGHTING GAME, OF CORSE THERE IS OP CHARACTERS, THE DEV IS TRYING TO BE REALISTIC TO THE GAME

soul DEATH (soul shatters btw) an good game, hated by everyone for some reason

by someone else thats not u February 5, 2021

Snack a Little Smarter | :15 with Rick Astley & Frito-Lay

that dumb advert that rickrolls you

Me: bruh I got rickrolled by an ad called Snack a Little Smarter | :15 with Rick Astley & Frito-Lay
Bob: I really don't care

by 🍠 June 10, 2021