scoop

An insufferable little cunt who believes anything he reads.

Man, this Scoop guy is a fucking retard.

by poopscoop123 December 11, 2018

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royal scoop

When you finish inside your partner, then pop your penis out in a way that your semen makes a creamy crown around the head.

Boy 1: What did you do last night?

Boy 2: I gave her the royal scoop, we had a good laugh over it

by Dameeko July 10, 2017

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Front scooping is the act of wiping your ass from back to front while sitting on the toilet. When front scooping, one reaches down into the front of the toilet and reaches deep towards the back of the bowl to reach their asshole.

Todd spent a lifetime front scooping, and more often then not ended up always have shit on his balls.

by SwaggyZ WV December 27, 2018

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Poopy-di scoop

The feeling when your college dorm roommate shits in the shower drain, and you have to clean it up because he said it wasn't him.

Poopy-di scoop
Scoop-diddy-whoop
Whoop-di-scoop-di-poop
Poop-di-scoopty
Scoopty-whoop
Whoopity-scoop, whoop-poop
Poop-diddy, whoop-scoop
Poop, poop
Scoop-diddy-whoop
Whoop-diddy-scoop
Whoop-diddy-scoop, poop

by SimSeh1 June 11, 2018

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