the scrambler is a sexual position, similar to the portugeuse breakfast you shove an egg in your partners vagina and kick it till the egg breaks, then have sex.
girl: give me the scrambler!
(guy shovin eggs up cunt)
girl: oh yeah!
(guy starts cunt punting girl very hard)
girl: ok i think they are broken
(they have sex)
guy pulls out with a bleeding penis
(guy shovin eggs up cunt)
girl: oh yeah!
(guy starts cunt punting girl very hard)
girl: ok i think they are broken
(they have sex)
guy pulls out with a bleeding penis
by John Assdick May 5, 2008
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by Schmie August 7, 2005
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by Billy Turnstone December 3, 2007
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by ClicksNiffXlixks October 16, 2019
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Dude last night I was in bed whackin' off to the thought of Ben's mom when I heard my dad knock on the door and had to pull of a daring 2 second scramble.
Oh man, I was watching some sweet porn on the computer last night when I didn't hear my mom come into the room, she came around the corner and I had to 2 second scramble to cover up and stomp the power strip button to 'off' just in time. "What mom, Idk what happened, the computer just shut off. Weird"
Oh man, I was watching some sweet porn on the computer last night when I didn't hear my mom come into the room, she came around the corner and I had to 2 second scramble to cover up and stomp the power strip button to 'off' just in time. "What mom, Idk what happened, the computer just shut off. Weird"
by GDrizzle June 4, 2011
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Someone who has no game when being hollered at from the opposite sex so as it becomes stressful and affects his or her personal and intellectual being.
Someone who has no game when being hollered at from the opposite sex so as it becomes stressful and affects his or her personal and intellectual being.
It was clear she was schemes when, despite repeated attempts at tools making unwanted advances, she was still stressed at the mere thought of the situation even though she has made the pursuant clear of the nonexistant progression of the relationship.
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