Russell

If you know someone with this name, Russell, count yourself lucky. They are totally awesome dudes. They are smart, dedicated, honest, talented, fun, wise, goofy, dorky, nerdy, funny, sexy, caring, romantic, thoughtful, tender AND cute. They make the best husbands!

It means Red haired and fox like. So if you meet a ginger named Russell, well that’s just like, luckier than finding a unicorn pooping a four leaf clover under a horseshoe help up by a leprechaun!

Also, well, they are almost always very well endowed so there’s that.

If you meet a Russell, you should never, and I repeat, never ever let them go. They should be a permanent fixture in your life as a friend, member of your framily or lover. TRUST!

Russell is the sexiest name, and they are are always so hot!

by Sexy manwich April 12, 2021

Russell glass

A pint glass which kills all bubbles in a beer

For fuck’s sake, I’ve got a Russell glass!

by Tbonedork November 11, 2017

Russell up a story

When a media company who employs purported investigative journalist who make up evidence or significantly financially support a person to provide evidence for a story to hopefully avoid a defamation case against them from being successful.

Etymology: Russell v Australian Broadcasting Corporation & Ors Federal Court of Australia

The Sydney Morning Herald decided to Russell up a story about The Pineapple Express

by DisgruntledVet October 31, 2023

Russell

Ginger dick head who get bullied in school and is shit at Fifa

See that kid over there he’s a proper russell him lad

by Ginger Maggot January 20, 2020

Russell

Boyfriend too many, satisfied none!

Thinking your in for a big night of sex but he can never get it up after talking himself up. He's such a russell

by Mwhite69 January 2, 2024

Russell Rage

A form of expelling and therefore removing the leftover testosterone from a femboy by means of anger and rage

Pablooo, you’ve got Russell rage again!!

by ToeTinggler69 November 28, 2024

Russell branding

When a celebrity or somewhat relevant figure -usually right-leaning - suddenly starts to promote Christian teachings after having shown no interest, or even disdain, towards religion in the past.

This is usually done as some form of preparation for damage control when expecting some kind of sexual assault/abuse allegation or lawsuit to be incoming.

"You heard Joe Rogan has been seen going to church lately?"
"Uh-oh, he must be russell branding"

by hp lolcraft May 31, 2025