Roach Clip Dick

A roach clip dick is something that a narcissistic chauvinistic male has, and because of it, they are usually sexually insecure and dysfunctional because they put too much stock into their pathetically tiny malformed sexual organ. They seek to constantly cover up their shortcomings because they need tweezers to hold it to pee because their man is literally the size of a roach clip from a blunt.
Maybe he's being so shitty to the ladies because he got a "roach clip dick."
by Dem Applez October 27, 2022
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Roving Roach

A roving roach is a reporter for the hit podcast, The Josh Potter Show who submits random articles he/she has found online, almost like an actual reporter.
Jeez man those roving roaches really know their shit!
by psuedonym jones April 1, 2021
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Roaches

Adjectives to describe people with such characteristics:
- Hooligans.

- Have no home training!

- NO DECORUM
- LITERAL HOMIE HOPPERS
-Disgusting behavior

- constantly intruding personal spaces

- GHETTONESS IS UNMATCHED

- horrible attitudes
- LOVES to spread rumors
Sara: The roaches are really getting on my nerves.

Dylan: Why?
Sara: They were playing their crusty Soundcloud raps in the back of the classroom
by nicheshawty.com May 24, 2022
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Roach

An almost finished unfiltered cigarette or non-tobacco smokable rollie.
Where are all the roaches, goddamnit?! Who emptied the ashtrays??? I was fiending for a nice one, damn.
by nerdwarrior77 November 20, 2020
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Doing the Roach

1. To receive cunnilingus while lying down with your head hanging off the edge of the surface and legs straight up on the air.
2. In the movie Point Break (1991), when the fatally wounded character Roach launches himself backwards head first out of the plane to skydive.
“What are you planning for your 40th Birthday?”
“I think me and Keanu are just gonna be ‘doing the Roach’ all night on our new Crate and Barrel sectional.”
by Orangeflip October 13, 2019
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roach

The act of cumming on the floor and having your SO lick it up, similar to a cockaroach.
John:"How'd you do with Jessica?"
Bryce:"Bro, It was amazing. I ended up roaching her."
by bigboibatmon November 6, 2019
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cock-roach

an ugly female who is usually seen begging for men and their 4 inch dicks
see what i did there :troll:
witch: "sup daddy, pp pls"
chad: "shut the fuck up cock-roach"
by kekyooin March 26, 2022
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