A person who is hoping to find the perfect religion for themselves. This can also refer to someone who isn't sure which god they should pray to (assuming they believe in multiple).
Conny: "I'll find somebody to pray to someday"
Nana: "So you're hopelessly religious? Like a hopeless romantic, but for religion."
Conny: "I haven't heard that one before, but sure."
Nana: "So you're hopelessly religious? Like a hopeless romantic, but for religion."
Conny: "I haven't heard that one before, but sure."
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girl on first date: "so are you religious?"
me: *pinky up sipping Shrek juice* "why yes, in fact I am pope of the elmo religion"
me: *pinky up sipping Shrek juice* "why yes, in fact I am pope of the elmo religion"
by ElmoPope October 2, 2022
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Hym “And your Theistic Religion is just as bad. Your ✌️✊✌️God✌️✊✌️ is nothing more than a euphemism for ‘the romanticized ideation of my own will’ And it’s convenient for you that you are either unerring in the acting out your false God’s will OR ad hoc absolved of guilt in your unwillingness to adhere to a universalize ethic. ‘But I’m not perfect!’ You don’t need to be. You just need to do what you’re trying to tell me to do shut up and do what the book says, filth pig. ‘But if you do not forgive others their sins, your Father will not forgive your sins.’ No? Don’t want to? Ok Catholic. It’s a good thing you’ve subordinated yourself to the book monster, huh? It’s great that you just to pick and choose when you do what the book says. It’s like you’re will takes precedence over the God you purport to serve. It’s almost is if you don’t actually believe the shit you claim to believe. It’s almost as if you’re just acting it out. This is why it needs to die. The fires of hell don’t burn bright enough and I’m going to fix it.”
by Hym Iam November 1, 2022
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by Hym Iam July 17, 2023
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I can't stand these fucking pseudo-religious fucks! They would say Jesus was a flat-earther who beat his fucking dog if it benefited them.
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