Dookie Reader

The nickname for a book, magazine, or any other printed material you read while pooping.

Phil: Dude, I need to take a crap but my iPhone is dead.

Mark: Just grab a Dookie Reader

by nastyninja December 25, 2010

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bathroom reader

A book you take with you to the bathroom, and you do 3 things to it
-read it, - wipe your ass with it,- and flush it

"Hey john, there's no tp in here." "That's ok, I have a bathroom reader in the closet."

by Anonymous bayleeto April 9, 2015

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Olivia Read

Skim and assume while reading anything from Literacy tests, to texts sent from Comedy Comes In Threes.

"Oh sorry I totally Olivia Read that"

by OliviaKate January 13, 2019

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Erin Read

Buff man things so swagalicious

Person one: Yo look at Erin Read she so buff and swag
person two: innit my g so jelous

by hexspooder December 23, 2021

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The person reading this

The person reading this is a beautiful/handsome person, I hope you get every bit of love you deserve you cutie pie! :)

The person reading this better have an amazing day.

by Child_dog999 October 21, 2020

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Greatest town to ever exist. Wealthy town but very humble and hardworking. Rural area and conservative #MAGA. Not much divesity. If you're a lib or not involved in some form of athletics growing up you're a loser and likely have soft parents. Not many commerical business' and more family business oriented. Hardo baseball parents breed here. Cannot think of a better place to raise a family to ensure youre kids arent walking vegans when they grow up. Schools here are beyond excellent and set students up for great success. Readington locals know fellow Readington locals.

That white kid loves Trump, is hardworking, athletic, and not a pussy; he has to be from Readington.

by LibraryGuy32 August 21, 2018

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