racist Republican

An oxymoronical term that is so because of the redundant fact that all republicans hate people of color.

Joe: "He's a racist republican"
Tom: "As opposed to what other flavor?"

by DeeP_FRieD November 9, 2006

Jewish Republican

The Greatest Type of Jew.

jew #1: Why do most Jews vote democrat?

Smart Jew: because they are self hating idiots who hate there religion and the Country. Only smart Jews and good jews vote republican. the rest are filth.

Jew #1: Great, I am going to be the next great jewish republican.

by MikeyJoe June 27, 2006

Jewish Republican

Someone who considers themselves to be Jewish but is ignorant of Jewish values, common sense, and/or the platforms, actions and reputations of the two major American political parties.

Let's attack a middle eastern country for a made up reason and see if it inspires more people to blow themselves up or sit in lotus and wish peace upon all men. Oh, totally the latter, I'm gonna vote Jewish Republican.

by dover.snarker October 9, 2008

Radical Republican

A member of a wonderful gang of caucasians who where white hoods and robes and have sexual retlations with their own children.

George Bush and the rest of Redneck America

by Truth Bringer May 2, 2005

Dirty Republican

A sexual act where a Republican male lays on his stomach performing oral sex on a male relative while being pounded or pegged by another relative. Usually accompanied by two family pets trying to perform sexual intercourse with each of his ears.

It's a family reunion today, my uncle and cousin will join me in doing the dirty Republican.

by Stormy Daniels April 24, 2023

Republican hot

An woman that's attractive in that intriguingly forbidden way, because her look leads you to believe she is likely Republican. She can be seen killin it in a button down shirt, well-fitting white pants, fashionable belt, and probably ankle boots. She will probably age into Chico's model status.

Me: She look right, but got that Republican hot vibe, bruh. She is not tryna fuck with us.

Cuz: Maybe, but I got my boat shoes on. I got this but don't tell nobody.

by ODavid February 17, 2018

Republican Management

CONSOLATION FOR A DEMOCRAT

If he writes a letter - It's too lanky
If he CC's an email - It's too vague

If he offers a suggestion - he's Mr Know it all
If he remains quiet - he's counterproductive

If he seeks consultation - he's incompetent
If he doesn't - he's too puffed up

If he asks a colleague for free aide - he's a niggardly
If he doesn't - he's a swaggering bigot

If he explores through observation - he's an eavesdropper
If he doesn't - he's a saunterer

If he motivates via communication - he's a long winding road
If he doesn't - he's undermining the upper cut

If he tracks workers performance - he's relishing intimidation
If he doesn't - he's blamed for loss of revenue

If he accounts for miscellaneous expenditure - he's a brownnoser
If he doesn't - he's a tarrying fiduciary

If he dismisses an unproductivity - he's a bunghole
If he doesn't - he's a corporate drone

If he points out flaws and weaknesses - he's a wrist slapper
If he doesn't - he's showing favouritism

If he speaks up to injustice - he's a racist frontman
If he doesn't - he's sheepish for one own's head

If he resigns - there's a conspiracy shame
If he doesn't - he's a walk over just like rest

If he wields his leadership - he's another Hitler
If he doesn't - he's the former Barack Obama

A diatribe on the republican management of the USA.

by Johann Bernoulli May 31, 2018