stiff rug

When a young perv jacks his wank and shoots it on the floor in an area with carpet. Also know as SRS or "Stiff Rug Syndrome"

I heard Jeremy has Stiff rug all over his bedroom....

by WinksMcgee June 27, 2016

Blind Rugging

Wrapping your arms around another person from behind and biting their neck. It is usually done to show affection.

Guy 1: Hey, I heard you got blind rugged by someone at that party last night!
Guy 2: Ya! Now my neck really hurts!
Guy 1: Well, atleast it means she likes you.
Guy 2: I guess so, but I am not the blind rugging kind of guy.

by SlimKim June 12, 2016

Dutch on a rug

When you are eating a girl out and she farts.

Last night I was in bed with a girl and smelt something and I think she was going Dutch on a rug.

by Christianlikesrimjobs April 27, 2016

rug wand

A clit so long, you can see it through the thickest bush

When i took her home last night she surprised me with a rug wand

by thebloodytoot April 28, 2016

Rug-Chomping

A crude term for eating vagina. Rug-Chomping can also be used as a derogatory term for lesbian sex acts.

"Man, that rug-chomping dyke-bat gets more pussy than I do. My life sucks."

"I didn't see Joe at all yesterday, he was rug-chomping that wildebeest from the club all night."

by thakidd94621 September 6, 2016

rug sag

A person that keeps being denying this he/she is clearly doing.

Quit taking my stuff you fucking rug sag!

by Dr Richthofen September 3, 2016

Rug

An insult to someone if there being weird or annoying and creepy or u can use it like cap like ur not lying

That person is a rug
No rug

by Rug bro 22 December 14, 2020