To space out on one's job responsibilities; or, to be missing from one's desk for long, unexplained periods of time.
BOSS: "Where the hell is Mitch? The system is down and the users are screaming!"
MITCH'S CO-WORKERS: "He's on a rep ride."
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SALLY: "Did you see the look on Mitch's face when I asked him that question in the meeting?"
JOHN: "Yeah. Total rep ride."
MITCH'S CO-WORKERS: "He's on a rep ride."
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SALLY: "Did you see the look on Mitch's face when I asked him that question in the meeting?"
JOHN: "Yeah. Total rep ride."
by Annoyed with Mitch September 9, 2005

'Ride it dirty', 'riding dirty' and 'ridin' dirty' are terms that have been used commonly in poker, but are now being applied to sporting events.
Ride it dirty defines a person fully committed in an extreme effort; a person all-in and balls-out; a person faced with a challenge with an attitude to take that hill and take no prisoners; a person challenged by a defining moment and who overcomes and inspires.
Ride it dirty defines a person fully committed in an extreme effort; a person all-in and balls-out; a person faced with a challenge with an attitude to take that hill and take no prisoners; a person challenged by a defining moment and who overcomes and inspires.
A crowd of spectators was cheering on a young athlete, who was faced with a huge challenge.
Spectator 1: "Go for it!"
Spectator 2: "Just do it!"
Spectator 3: "Ride it dirty!"
Spectator 4: "You've got balls!"
Spectator 1: "Go for it!"
Spectator 2: "Just do it!"
Spectator 3: "Ride it dirty!"
Spectator 4: "You've got balls!"
by CrazyCrossfitter September 14, 2013

"Yo Pete, you see that plane over there?"
"Uh, Ya!"
"You wanna jack it and go on a cloud ride?"
"Yea dude"
*high five*
"Uh, Ya!"
"You wanna jack it and go on a cloud ride?"
"Yea dude"
*high five*
by Drouble McDrowell February 14, 2010

(noun) "A perilous journey of over 20 miles in an untested vehicle in which the likelihood of loss of life, explosion, or, incarceration is higher than the expectation of safe arrival at the destination of said journey. The likelihood of mechanical failure alone does not constitute a danger ride unless the mechanical failure would certainly place the 'danger driver' where the aforementioned risks apply. The danger ride is often a moniker awarded posthumously."
I just got my learning permit and my dad is out of town, do you want to take his 1956 Porsche Speedster to a strip club in Austin? Hell yeah, I'll take a danger ride.
by Artemis Killpatrick January 29, 2017

The initial sexual act betwixt to able bodied individuals in which person A. divides the lower extremities of person B. using only their genitals in the same fashion as a chef splits a squab breast in twain.
“Young master William thought it most fitting to ask her to go on a splay ride before dinner, NOT after.”
by Johnny Wishbone 79 May 22, 2018

“Check out this new headband I just copped”, Ethan said.
“I know you’ve seen me rocking that same headband for MONTHS now! Why you always drip Riding?!”, Andy replied.
“I know you’ve seen me rocking that same headband for MONTHS now! Why you always drip Riding?!”, Andy replied.
by Joseph Daddy June 6, 2020

Is Rick gay?" "No, he says he is straight...but we think he is." "Oh, he must be riding the biplane.
by The Stewardess September 11, 2010
