by 187inProgress May 28, 2019
Get the Riding in a steamer mug.The seat between riding shotgun and the driver. Mostly seen when a truckload of friends are packed inside a crew cab white RAM truck and the smallest guy has to sit someplace.
Damn it, why do I have to ride in the middle? Is it because I’m the smallest guy so I guess I’ll be riding goblin.
by T_baggin_Ur_Mom October 4, 2019
Get the Riding Goblin mug.The initial sexual act betwixt to able bodied individuals in which person A. divides the lower extremities of person B. using only their genitals in the same fashion as a chef splits a squab breast in twain.
“Young master William thought it most fitting to ask her to go on a splay ride before dinner, NOT after.”
by Johnny Wishbone 79 May 22, 2018
Get the Splay Ride mug.‘Ride and Bride’ refers to the opposite of the saying “smash and dash”. Instead of hooking up with someone and fleeing the scene, you sleep with someone with the intention of an eventual relationship and/or marriage.
by candiedbones November 26, 2020
Get the Ride and Bride mug.“Check out this new headband I just copped”, Ethan said.
“I know you’ve seen me rocking that same headband for MONTHS now! Why you always drip Riding?!”, Andy replied.
“I know you’ve seen me rocking that same headband for MONTHS now! Why you always drip Riding?!”, Andy replied.
by Joseph Daddy June 6, 2020
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Get the Rape ride mug.(noun) "A perilous journey of over 20 miles in an untested vehicle in which the likelihood of loss of life, explosion, or, incarceration is higher than the expectation of safe arrival at the destination of said journey. The likelihood of mechanical failure alone does not constitute a danger ride unless the mechanical failure would certainly place the 'danger driver' where the aforementioned risks apply. The danger ride is often a moniker awarded posthumously."
I just got my learning permit and my dad is out of town, do you want to take his 1956 Porsche Speedster to a strip club in Austin? Hell yeah, I'll take a danger ride.
by Artemis Killpatrick January 29, 2017
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