Closeted Republican

A Republican who can't admit he's being fucked in the ass by his own party, much like a gay man in denial

My uncle is a closeted Republican. He still can't admit Republicans voted to fuck him over and send his job to Mexico. He still blames liberals even though Republicans wrote and passed the NAFTA bill that did it.

by Davezilla July 7, 2019

racist Republican

An oxymoronical term that is so because of the redundant fact that all republicans hate people of color.

Joe: "He's a racist republican"
Tom: "As opposed to what other flavor?"

by DeeP_FRieD November 9, 2006

Jewish Republican

The Greatest Type of Jew.

jew #1: Why do most Jews vote democrat?

Smart Jew: because they are self hating idiots who hate there religion and the Country. Only smart Jews and good jews vote republican. the rest are filth.

Jew #1: Great, I am going to be the next great jewish republican.

by MikeyJoe June 27, 2006

Jewish Republican

Someone who considers themselves to be Jewish but is ignorant of Jewish values, common sense, and/or the platforms, actions and reputations of the two major American political parties.

Let's attack a middle eastern country for a made up reason and see if it inspires more people to blow themselves up or sit in lotus and wish peace upon all men. Oh, totally the latter, I'm gonna vote Jewish Republican.

by dover.snarker October 9, 2008

Radical Republican

A member of a wonderful gang of caucasians who where white hoods and robes and have sexual retlations with their own children.

George Bush and the rest of Redneck America

by Truth Bringer May 2, 2005

Dirty Republican

A sexual act where a Republican male lays on his stomach performing oral sex on a male relative while being pounded or pegged by another relative. Usually accompanied by two family pets trying to perform sexual intercourse with each of his ears.

It's a family reunion today, my uncle and cousin will join me in doing the dirty Republican.

by Stormy Daniels April 24, 2023

Republican hot

An woman that's attractive in that intriguingly forbidden way, because her look leads you to believe she is likely Republican. She can be seen killin it in a button down shirt, well-fitting white pants, fashionable belt, and probably ankle boots. She will probably age into Chico's model status.

Me: She look right, but got that Republican hot vibe, bruh. She is not tryna fuck with us.

Cuz: Maybe, but I got my boat shoes on. I got this but don't tell nobody.

by ODavid February 17, 2018