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queef sandwich 

When two women straddle a mans erect penis and proceed to queef simultaniously. Sucks for him.

Dude my girlfriend and her mom gave me the raunchiest queef sandwich last night, all day people have been asking me if I went fishing.

queef job (QJ) 

A queef job or QJ is when a man has his face so close to a trollop's axe wound that when she queefs his hair gets blown back and a waft of mist hits his forhead.
I'm not certain how Mona got all that air in her twat but when I went down for a closer look, the queef job (QJ) she gave me blew my mind!!
queef job (QJ) by Tex Texington February 5, 2010

Queef Hunter 

a person who wears (usually unstylish) windbreaker jackers
take off that jacket, you look like such a queef hunter!
Queef Hunter by irisclaire January 4, 2008

queef queen 

when your working out with your friend & she totally queefs. aka vagina fart princess.
Maddie: did you just queef?
Brianna: Uhh..Yea
Maddie: shit, that was loud. lmao
Brianna: Its all the stretching I swear..
Maddie: Dude your a queef queen

queef chief

The supreme commander and chief of queefing. Usually a whore if referring to a woman, or a fruity fag if referring to a man.
Dick: Wow. I heard kim got fucked like 54 times last night.

Abe: Yeah. And Ronald got pounded in the ass by 4 guys at once.

Dick: Frickin' queef chiefs.
queef chief by JakE October 20, 2007

Queef Butter 

The feminine juices ejected from a vagina
"I found her gym shorts practically dripping with queef butter..."
Queef Butter by deformeddavo January 29, 2008