Pigeon

Someone who does something dumb or stupid, idiotic behavior.

"lol Mark told the lamest joke yesterday, what a pigeon."

"James missed the easiest free kick, what a pigeon!"

by James Meeerrett December 16, 2012

Pigeoning

When a woman expects men to buy her drinks in a bar, especially men she doesn't know.

The bartender had to stop serving Mary because she was pigeoning, but was unsuccessful in getting someone to buy her drinks.

by RogueEditor July 27, 2014

Pigeon shit

Much like a snail trail, when you ride a guy and he cums inside you and you lift yourself off his dick and hover above his head and push his cum out onto his forehead. Cawing like a pigeon is optional. 🐦 💦

My girl is so nasty, we where banging last night and she pigeon shit on my head it was so hot! What a keeper!

by Niknak3004 May 13, 2018

Pigeoning

The act of cumming outside a New York or any sky rise window while making a pigeon noise and also showering the pedestrians below with your hot load.

Pigeoning: I was walking and someone pigeoned on me and my girls face. It was so sticky and white!!

by Pigeoning May 14, 2019

pigeon burger

these are predominantly found in the region of the whitcliffe mount cafeteria. students are armed with weaponry of bowls and plates of which they aim and fire at the birds. these birds are then viciously slaughtered and stuffed into burgers to make up for the lack of genuine meat

I fancy a pigeon burger today. get your bowls ready.

by BBGBAJDBDD February 2, 2020

Internet pigeon

A derisive term for the short hand used by many online speakers that plays off of Internet pidgin. It utilizes the metaphor that pigeons are rats with wings. The idea is that the weak short hand is just as virulent.

Person1: What did you think of the new dude in the guild?
Person2: He played alright, but I can't take his internet pigeon. He LOLed way too much.
Person1: Too bad, we can't have him infecting the guild. I'll drop him.
Person2: Thanks.

by LethalGopher July 6, 2008

pigeon coop

Where you at in general. . .

Not your direct location

None of your business

"Oh you know I'm at the pigeon coop"

by MarleyJPots May 10, 2018