Noun:
Alternate spelling of "Porch Fishing"...
The act of placing a fake package, or "bait box" on a porch or driveway to entice a "porch pirate", aka mail thief, into stealing it. It usually contains something unpleasant such as pet feces or dirty dirty socks. Some people on YouTube have gone more elaborate and built glitter flinging devices or packages connected to shot shell primers to scare the thief. And some just put something in the package to waste the thief's time.
Alternate spelling of "Porch Fishing"...
The act of placing a fake package, or "bait box" on a porch or driveway to entice a "porch pirate", aka mail thief, into stealing it. It usually contains something unpleasant such as pet feces or dirty dirty socks. Some people on YouTube have gone more elaborate and built glitter flinging devices or packages connected to shot shell primers to scare the thief. And some just put something in the package to waste the thief's time.
I corrected Ted on his spelling of PorchFishing. I explained there's a space unless it's in a web address like PorchFishing.org. The best place to get porch bait."
PorchFishing should have a space unless used in a domain or handle like @PorchFishing, or PorchFishing.org."
PorchFishing should have a space unless used in a domain or handle like @PorchFishing, or PorchFishing.org."
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Website that has an unholy amount of shitass advertisements, aswell as some shit actors, and
unnecessary Choices. For example, a dick thats been up a pussy, and next thing you know, it gets sucked and wiggled... BRO WHAT THE FUCK!
unnecessary Choices. For example, a dick thats been up a pussy, and next thing you know, it gets sucked and wiggled... BRO WHAT THE FUCK!
Dad: Whaddup son, what you watchin'?
Son:...Nothing
Dad: Nah, I ain't takin that for an answer sunshine.
Son: *GULP*
Dad:... Pornhub.com?
Son: Yes :(
Dad: I am disowning you
Son:...Nothing
Dad: Nah, I ain't takin that for an answer sunshine.
Son: *GULP*
Dad:... Pornhub.com?
Son: Yes :(
Dad: I am disowning you
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also see, front-porching
also see, front-porching
me: watcha wanna do tonight? *giggles*
dan: mhmm, i was thinking maybe back-porching it baby *grins*
me: okay! i totaly agree!! *bends over*
dan: oh, i fucking love your leaky fish tank *winks*
dan: mhmm, i was thinking maybe back-porching it baby *grins*
me: okay! i totaly agree!! *bends over*
dan: oh, i fucking love your leaky fish tank *winks*
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