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Agitated popcorn

An agitated popcorn is what we today call, an adhd, but one one is agitated,

So, if you get a bag of popcorn, at the bottom of of bag are the brain-deads, the corns that don't pop, the buttery ones are the normals which are 85% of population, then the ones that keep popping after the bags told you no no dont bro when you hear 1-2 pops a second, they are the batch of agitated popcorns, cause they will just keep popping till the batch is just fucking burnt... making an OCD unable to make their their popcorn due to they must complete task, resulting in burning and setting fire to the microwave because of those agitated popcorn...
Bro what the fuck was with wally this morning, did he take his pills?
he just couldn't stop moving mate
Like Jack rolling down a hill after a big Saturday i muted the volume and was watching him tryna write paddlestick on a fishdick n swear mums it was like watching popcorn pop by a sales rep behind the popcorn machine at your local theatre on Thursday filmenigans, he was pissing the customers off cause he was acting like an agitated popcorn, like stop frizzing their wally write ya paddlestick on a fishdick and take ya daily corn pill, stop acting like an agitated popcorn it's not puffpuff on ya nan's rocklawn wallys full fucked hes gone?
She just asked if the mower is rough rough be done before dark honey rocks on lawn Wally's my first born
by Smiggymate April 14, 2023
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Cretors Popcorn

has been perfecting popped corn. Some might say it’s “obsessive” and some might say it’s “delicious
It’s a love letter sent straight to your taste buds. And at Cretors Popcorn, it’s the reason we get up in the morning
by SPrice1980 May 3, 2023
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popcorn plaque

The shiny shell from the popped popcorn that gets stuck between your teeth and gum.
Yo man this popcorn plaque is drivin me crazy! i gotta go floss!
by rdgc5 November 16, 2010
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Popcorn dump

When people do their biological business in the washroom and what comes out is pieces of popcorn sized crap.
A popcorn dump is not necessarily the result of a stomachache or eating popcorn itself. It sometimes happens to people.
by Sexydimma May 7, 2022
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wet popcorn

when you cant pay for your movie theater popcorn so you result to sexual means of paying
you cant pay for that. you're going to have to give me wet popcorn
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popcorn without the pco

A sentence that kids use to talk about porn
"I watch popcorn... without the pco"
"What's that?"
"popcorn without the pco is porn."
by toodlesthe8ball December 2, 2024
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Popcorn fart

the answer dry as... is a Texas oilfield from the time of the boom in East Texas. although it didn't happen much at first wildcatters would find that their well did not come in "That well was a dry as a popcorn fart" from the land where they call cokes soda.
"That oilwell was as dry as a popcorn fart"
by Dogvideo September 24, 2022
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