peter reith

verb. to hire an obviously biased pundit for a talk show to provide ill defined journalist balance.

noun. an obviously biased pundit

- Former conservative Australian politician who likes to appear on political talk shows.

The Drum was peter reithed last night, it was like a Liberal Party meeting.

by AlanKohler November 11, 2013

Peter skinners

A young boys hands during the peak of his excessive masturbation phase

"Austin, get your Peter Skinners off my Mustang!!"

by peterskinners November 9, 2014

Peter Teeter

When pain goes back and forth between your anus and your penis while you are having a bowel movement.

Hi son! How was your dump? I hope you didn't have Peter Teeter again.

by urbandigital January 19, 2016

peter bopping

When a man wakes up with a solid woody and thumps his partner on the forehead. Like little bunny fufu.

He woke up and saw his girlfriend laying there and went over and Peter bopped her.

Mushroom stamping

dick slapped
boner woody peter bop peter bopping

by Cold toes January 30, 2016

peter's trail

When you cum in between her tits and use it as lubricant.

"Dude she let me take a trip down Peter's Trail last night!"

by Nyquill_Assleak June 14, 2016

peterosexual

Wishiung for or fantasizing about sexual pleasure with u or a neighbors pet

While playing "truth or dare" I was surprised to find out how many of my friends were actually secretly peterosexual

by pornstaron June 7, 2016

Peeterleach

A person that won't stay off of your dick.

Tell that fucking peeterleach over there to stay away from me before I kick his ass!

by Stcyrlucas August 25, 2016