pitydafoo

What Mr. T does to the chumps who don't drink their milk. (He pities dem foos.)

"I pitydafoo who don't drink his milk."

"Faceman put his pecker in a Tijuana hooker without a Jimmy hat. I pitydafoo who don't wear a love glove."

by Lovemassa October 16, 2008

pity add

The process of, out of pity, adding as your friend on MySpace or Friendster or Facebook (etc), a person that is not exactly your friend. Usually it is the pitied person that initiates the process, so all the other person needs to do is click 'confirm' or 'yes'.

Girl 1: I keep clicking ignore but Erin keeps trying to add me on Facebook!
Girl 2: Ugh, I know! But I finally decided to pity add her..
Girl 1: But why??
Girl 2: Well, cuz her parents are divorcing & Ann says Erin's suicidal & I don't want my name in that suicide note.
Girl 1: Ooohhh.. *clicks confirm*

by catfight12 January 7, 2009

PITA

Acronym for Pain In The Ass. Easier way to call them so, to their face.

The new boss is a PITA

by marcsant August 17, 2010

pita bread

Slang for anything that's a pain in the ass. A lot catchier than just saying something's "PITA" and can easily be overlooked by non-suspecting parties.

Damn bro, that test was HARD!
Ya, that teacher is pita bread, yo.

by craigahman December 9, 2008

pitashit

It's having a PITA while you're in the shit.

This is hard to explain but it's like when you have a problem and someone is still talking to you and you cannot ignore him! It's a pitashit!

by Arvendor August 21, 2007

Veggie Pita

Immediately after child birth an individual (usually the male) collects all the remaining placenta, commonly known as afterbarf, an rolls the jelly like substance into a pita or gluten free corn tortilla.

"After Teddy was born, my husband served himself up a Veggie Pita."

by Kurt Fingar August 4, 2007

psycho pity

when one pretends to have a disorder of any kind to get the pity of a memeber of the female or male species.

"omg i totally have depression/anxiety/an eating disorder/panic attacks/anxiety/OCD, bobby! omg!"

"you're a victim of psycho pity..."

psycho...

by Rico Suave..**** September 21, 2006