Pitchwedgery

When Paul Darby has a pitching wedge in his hand when all others would have a 60o wedge. Then he lands it always within a 2 yard circumference

Paul used his pitchwedgery prouse from just off the green over a bunker onto lightning fast green to put the ball to 1ft of the hole

by Pitchwedgery Wizard June 4, 2023

pitch black

- the color
- a person with very much melanin
- the room when you realize that condoms kill future customers

- look at the color, pitch black! (or whatever idk)
- NOT GONNA SAY IT...
- who turned out the lights?? it's pitch black!

by FERDINAND FITZGERALD July 15, 2023

pitching both ends of a double header

Having sex with a mother and her daughter but in separate sessions.

Dude I got lucky last night and ended up pitching both ends of a double header. Yeah, I went home with a girl last night and we had great sex. I ran into her mother on the way out. She was hotter than the daughter and just as horny. I ended up having sex with the mother before I left too.

by RepWin August 20, 2023

pitch me

when someone is trying to convince another person of an idea or potential plan

Ella: You guys ready for Fire Day?
James: What's Fire Day? Pitch me
Ella: We jump through a ring of fire, play fire games, have an eternal fire burning all day... c'mon it'll be fire

by schmella September 22, 2023

pitch pipe

Giving a sexual partner your penis.

I pitch pipe was my girl blocked me.

by Loverlane September 27, 2023

pitcher of health

Someone who goes to eat and drink all you can restaurants.

that's his fourth pitcher in an hour he really a pitcher of health ah ha, ah ha, ah hahahaha

by anon.gcfgv755r October 30, 2023

pitchiked

To make a futile, desperate attempt at

Rose: Jack is trying to get back with me again.
Scarlet: Wow, he really pitchiked you huh?

by ScarletEvergreen December 30, 2023