Pecker Whipped

Synonym for dick whipped and dicktimized.

Used by cowboys, residents of the Southern and Mid-Western US states, IQ-challenged Gen X'ers, and/or Millenials on their underage girlfriend(s), wife(s), or secret gay lover(s).

Ma'am you've been pecker whipped! While taking your cowboy hat off as a gesture of respect.

by Calinga Bro January 28, 2025

Pecker Tantrum

The result of not having sex for a long time. Sex

If I don't get laid soon, Ima throw fu**ing pecker tantrum!

Sex penis pecker laid

by unDURYEAted July 27, 2016

Spicy pecker juicing

PHRASE: def: A male masturbating vigorously using Icy-Hot as lubrication.

We replaced out buddies lotion so now he's spicy pecker juicing in the pisser.

by Krackerino November 1, 2021

Pecker Blind

To be "Pecker Blind" is to be completely oblivious as to how truly horrible someone is because you want to have sex with them.

Pecker Blindness can be seen in simps that are found in most corners of the internet, but especially in the replies of overly filtered mean girls on Twitter

Richard can't see how much of a bitch Linda is being to everyone; He's gone Pecker Blind

by CassieWin November 12, 2023

Peckerized

The mental state of a man while pacing around the house or elsewhere, with a fully erect penis. Typically leads to very bad judgment and poor decisions.

"Dude why were you caught in your front yard masturbating"
"I wasn't thinking straight, I was all peckerized"

by CatFocks August 4, 2022

crooked pecker

Abnormal curvature of the penis. Depending on the degree of curvature, penetration may be uncomfortable. Repositioning should facilitate insertion and possibly make intercourse more pleasurable.

Jane: "While on top, gettin' on his crooked pecker had me lookin' like an acrobat, but it sure hit the spot!"

by springbreakfluffer September 10, 2016

Pecker tracks

White crusty stains on the inside of your underwear. Resembling tracks.

I was at my girlfriends place and she had me all juiced up, raging hard on. Then I had to go. At home I noticed inside my underwear was leakage from said hard on. Resembling tracks. Sad Pecker tracks.

by Festus1976 May 15, 2018