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Pastor Johning 

Destroying one's body with holy cum.
I was Pastor Johning my girlfriend all last night.
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pastor pillow

Skipping church and choosing to sleep in at the mattress sermon led by pastor pillow.
Last Sunday I fucked off church, instead, I went the mattress sermon led by pastor pillow.
A lonely boy that finds schommers attractive and doesn't have a life and is nueter!
That boy over there is such a pasterd!
pasterd by Handlehand February 16, 2018
Someone who loves pasta like a certain Italian satanic dancer
Doitsu fears the cult of pastaism
Pastaism by Smol mishka October 10, 2018

paste muncher 

A mentally challenged (often blonde) child, who despite his Dad’s wishes, uses WAY too much toothpaste.
“Dang it Mom, Holden is being a freakin’ paste muncher again.”
paste muncher by YoBigC October 20, 2019

pasta booty 

Wiggles but it keeps its shape.
She got a pasta booty! or That girl over there with the pasta booty
pasta booty by sparkiegirl June 15, 2020