silly putty

A euphemism for merconium. Immediately after a baby is born, the first few shits he makes is full of merconium which is nearly like messy, nasty, sticky, gooey tar. Thus, "silly putty".

When Frank opened the diaper, silly putty leaked out on his shirt. Yuck!

by Frank Klaune January 24, 2005

putter

red hair step child with an obesicity problem who although he likes you, will not hesitate to blast you in the face.

"Jesus putter calm down dont blast me, WERE FRIENDS"

"MMMMMMM PUTTER HUNGRY"

by NAAACKK February 8, 2005

putte

1. One who is run over by his teammates

2. A poodle

ROFL you just got putted

by teh shotsharp February 17, 2003

putto

Its a thing we say in Hungary when something is really awful,bad or disgusting.

Shaki,your new hairdresser sucks. Your hair is so putto.

by ravaszroka July 25, 2008

Putting something hot up in that ass

The above definition was not meant to be sexual, it was meant purely as an act of violence in which a heated up steel rod is inserted into the asshole, thereby "welding" off the evacuation door from the intestine, and in conclusion... preventing the extrication of needless minerals from the body which eventually will prevent further digestion of food, KILLING the victim.

Nigger. There I said it. God dammit fuck this length bullshit!

by lazirus July 6, 2004

puttin in work

1. to shank a fellow prisnor
2. to kill in prison to improve one's reputation

He cut me in line for the telephone, so I had to be puttin in work on him.

by BennyDubs May 2, 2006

Putting Lipstick on a pig

a cheap shot politicians use to denounce MILF VP canidates.

"Letting Sarah Palin run, is like putting lipstick on a pig"

by Mysterywriter October 24, 2008