Poop Check

When you go to the bathroom and you check to see how much poop is on your piece of toilet paper from the first wipe, so you can determine how many more times you need to wipe.

*In head*

This piece of toilet paper doesn't have any poop on it.

Looks like I poop checked for nothing

by A Platypus August 7, 2009

poop paralysis

Waiting so long before pooping that when you finally decide to get up and go you find that you cannot move because you will shit your pants.

John was enthralled with his video game. When he finally decided to go to the bathroom he couldn't move because poop paralysis had set in.

by NisbetStrangler March 13, 2010

poop stalemate

When you're in a public bathroom and you and the person next to you both have to poop but both people refuse to make the first fart and initiate the pooping.

I had to miss class today because the poop stalemate I was in lasted 20 minutes.

by Katie12 March 29, 2015

sexy poop

When your poop is perfect and so good that you need to take a picture.

I had such a sexy poop

I took a picture of my sexy poop and posted it on twitter

by UnicornFam101 April 23, 2018

poop window

You have to go, it's time to go, and if you don't go then you can't go until the next window.

My poop window is open I have to find a bathroom!

by westhollywooddesk September 3, 2016

Glitter Poop

This is the opposite of a ghost poop and refers to when one still encounters more poop even after repeated wiping attempts.

I hate when the toilet gets clogged with paper after a glitter poop.

by Ljoy79 March 6, 2020

The poop smell

A jittering smell that is a form of body odor primary from girls. It smells as if you grabbed ur own shit out of the toilet and rubbed it over your body. Most often ly sources from the vagina. Commonly amplified with sweating and exercise.

Dude did you smell Stacy? She has the poop smell I ran like crazy!

by Goober049 May 30, 2019